Green Furry Hide (Turtleneck Spoof)

[Intro] [electric bass enters with melodic fill] [clean electric guitar stabs] [Syncopated 60s synths mixed with irregular polyrhymic guitar riffs] [Monotone group vocals] [Verse 1] [soulful male vocals, chest voice] I'ma lay you.. down, baby Take your.. clothes off I'll make love to you In all the ways you want But one thing ...I won't do Is take off my green furry hide My furry hide My furry hide My furry hide[vocal runs] My furry hide [Chorus] [layered backing harmonies enter] Please stop asking me to take off my furry hide Baby, see my fur all the way down Baby, loving you is my favorite habit Kiss my neck even though I'm furry 'Cause all I want to do is make love to you So come howl with me In my flea bitten green furry hide [vocal ad-libs] (Mmm, the way this wolf) Gripping the scruff of my neck I'm dripping wolf sweat, it's hot But I'm not taking this hide off It's all I've got [Complex guitar solo running counter melody to psychedelic keyboards] [Outro] [dramatic string swells] I'ma lay you... down, baby Take your... clothes off I'll make love to you In all the ways you want But one thing...I won't do Is take off my green furry hide My furry hide[falsetto] My furry hide My furry hide[vocal runs] My furry hide [music swells then fades] Stop asking, stop asking Stop asking me to take off my furry hide Stop asking, I won't do it, I won't do it Stop asking me to take off my furry hide I'll freeze without my furry hide My furry hide My furry hide [Ending]