[Intro - Dr Grievance] Gravel & Dust Domestic Disturbance Sometimes... the paper ain't thick enough Real talk [Verse 1 - Lil Setback] Lil biddy setback—NAH THIS A BIG ONE Sitting on the throne and my day just got undone Reached for the paper, gave it a fold Two ply my ass, whoever bought this getting told Mid-wipe, no warning, finger just went THROUGH Now I'm staring at my hand like what the fuck do I do This ain't two ply, this is see-through tissue Now I got a real motherfucking issue WHO BOUGHT THIS? WHO WENT TO THE STORE? Value brand bullshit, I can't take it no more Saved thirty pence, now look at the cost My dignity, my morning, everything's lost I felt it happen, that split-second tear Warm sensation, finger's just THERE I'm screaming at the ceiling, this can't be real Soap ain't enough for the way that I feel [Hook] BREAKTHROUGH—finger went through Cheap toilet paper, now what I'm gon' do? BREAKTHROUGH—day is done Thirty pence savings, look what you've won [Verse 2 - Lil Setback] I scrubbed for ten minutes, water on SCALD Whole house heard me screaming down the hall This is trauma, this is pain, this is war I'm throwing every roll out, going to the store BUYING THE GOOD SHIT, triple ply MINIMUM Quilted, cushioned, fuck the price I'm paying premium You think I'm playing? Nah I'm deadly serious This experience got me fucking delirious I can still feel it, phantom on my finger The memory of breakthrough, that shit's gonna linger Every time I wipe now I'm using half the roll Wrapping my hand up like I'm on patrol This ain't about money, this about respect For the hand that feeds you, show some fucking intellect One-ply purchasers, you're on my list How you gonna do me like this? [Hook] BREAKTHROUGH—finger went through Cheap toilet paper, now what I'm gon' do? BREAKTHROUGH—day is done Thirty pence savings, look what you've won [Outro - Lil Setback] *heavy breathing* I need therapy I need... I need the good toilet paper The one with the puppy on it FUCK [Outro - Dr Grievance] Check the ply count... always check the ply count Domestic Disturbance Gravel & Dust