Diesel dreams, Burgers and Girls

[Verse 1] Dog’s got three legs, not my fault, no doubt, Didn’t see him in the rearview when I backed out. I’d sleep with my truck, but it don’t fit the bed, Guess I’m sleeping on the couch instead. [verse 2] Pa says, “You ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed.” Sharp tools get used, Facebook keeps me ahead. Breathing diesel fumes keeps me sharp and true, Shapiro’s on the radio—he’s a Jew, but he’s the only Jew I’ll listen to. [Chorus] Diesel dreams, burgers and girls in bikinis, They’re really nice when they bring my wings to me. I’m not a jerk, but their digits never connect, This is why I’m always paying addicts for sex [Verse 2] Bought glue for the truck, smelled good in the bag, Sat sniffing until I can’t feel sad. Bingo keeps my wife out late cause it’s so fun The next morning she’s got a fat stack of ones Dad passed away ‘cause he couldn’t afford his meds, Said insulin’s a luxury, now he’s dead. I pawned his ashes to pay the towing fee Told the clerk, “Work hard, you can be like me.” [Chorus] Diesel dreams, burgers and girls in bikinis, They’re really nice when they bring my wings to me. I’m not a jerk, but their digits never connect, This is why I’m always paying addicts for sex [Bridge] Lost my left hand on the Fourth of July, But I still wave my stump when the flag’s nearby. We all know Sean Hannity killed Colmes, The ratings left him no choice but to take the throne. If you’re confused, you were born after nine-eleven. An inside job? Hell I'd work at seven-eleven. [Chorus] Diesel dreams, burgers and girls in bikinis, They’re really nice when they bring my wings to me. I’m not a jerk, but their digits never connect, This is why I’m always paying addicts for sex [Outro] Here’s to my dog, my truck, my plan, Enrolled in Trump U, I’m a businessman. They’ve got a hotline, a 1-900 line, Since I don’t read well, that suits me fine. The wife left me for a vaccinated cuck I finally have the privacy to fuck my truck. I’m no poor man, just a millionaire delayed, Don’t have any close friends, ‘cause you know that’s