Midnight Karen [STORY]

[Verse] Midnight run, playin' Pokemon Go Husband's work shift has only begun Parked by the gym spin for my prize Darkness peeled back showed me a surprise [Verse] Trailer door burst out of the night Thin gown flyin' oh what a sight Karen unleashed in the moon's soft glow Everything floppin' what a surreal show [Verse] Runnin' mad, rocks in her hand Why the rage in this crazy land Nothing covered flippin' free Naked chaos why'd it come to me [Verse] Driveway dust kicked up in the air Stones like thunder in her despair Eyes wide open couldn't look away Strange visions haunt me to this day [Bridge] Nightmares mix with Pokemon dreams Her scream drownin' out silent plea's No escape from this mother of rage Nudity's wrath breakin' out the cage [Verse] She came storming out Baseball bat in hand I just sat there wondering Was this madness planned? [Verse] She came at my car Screaming like a banshee Everything flippin and floppin I don't know what she's saying! [Verse] She claims I'm a drug runner? While I listen to this nutter But I'm just checking my phone That's all it is, for real. Flippin and a floppin What a strange ordeal. [Verse] She threatened through my window I kept it mostly up Listened to her craziness Wondering when she'd stop [Bridge] She ran out of steam Bagpipes lost their might I said I'm just on my phone Can't drive distracted, right? Twice over with my kid in the back But that did not stop her attack [Verse] Then she went off again Saying absurd things so loud Said she'd throw nails in the road For parking here? What a Karen move. [Verse] What substance she on? Can't believe my eyes She stood her ground strong Flippin' floppin' cries [Verse] Excuse me please This is a public street Drive where I need No stopping at your feet [Verse] She screamed at me mad Blocking my way through Her attempt to stand Started it anew [Bridge] She tried to walk away Of course yelling the whole way Neighbors watching everything go down Everyone saw the flip out all around [Verse] We all had a story to tell that day On that one once quiet fateful night Where all the body parts swayed The Midnight Karen, and her silly plight [Verse] I told everyone with a hearty laugh Friends, church, and online chats Every little detail and chaff Karen knew, and could not combat (And that's the story of the midnight Karen, with everything showing.)