[Intro] [acoustic guitar strumming G major chord] [Verse 1] [acoustic guitar continues boom-chick rhythm] They say the world's going to hell And I'm afraid I see it myself You can't trust the right You can't trust the left So I'm stuck right here in the middle of fear with everybody else [Verse 2] But I found a place where I can go A sanctuary when I'm feeling low This old bar stool eases my mind And whatever ails me I'll leave it lager'd behind [Chorus] 'Cause I fear no beer [upright bass enters] I risk no whiskey If I wine and dine it's 'cause I'm feeling frisky That world out there it just don't get me But when I come in here raise a cheer 'cause I fear no beer [Verse 3] They say that I'm a scaredy cat 'Cause the ice is melting on the polar caps And there's garbage in the ocean tides So I just run to a bottle of suds and it clears my eyes [Chorus] 'Cause I fear no beer I risk no whiskey I never drive when I'm getting tipsy The only place that seems to lift me Is when I come in here it just all seems clear 'cause I fear no beer [Guitar break] [Outro] I fear no beer I risk no whiskey I'll have one or two that's all it takes to lift me That world out there it just don't get me But when I come in here raise a cheer 'cause I fear no beer I fear no beer I fear no beer [acoustic guitar final strum]
