[spoken] Damn! All these essays got me going cray to the zee! Hit it! GKC are you with me?! [verse] I'm the one on the Orthodoxy tip I'll just toss that cheese on some bread Get fed, no crackers when I eat it up I'm stackin Damn, I feel like the Man who was Thursday For knowledge I'm thirsty, read GK for surely Next get Heretics got me takin down evils, Eugenics And the beer I'm drinkin, I'm thinking about smokin' this pipe while reading Mo', making my mind blow Cause I ain't gotta pay for no G-K-C Bro, It's public domain All these essays got me going insane [chorus] Down with the G-K-C! Father Brown with the G-K-C! G to the K and then to the C G-K-C I'm goin' Cray to the Zee! All about the G-K-C! Bustin' out the G-K-C! G to the K and then to the C G-K-C I'm goin' Cray to the Zee! [verse] Read it cover to cover, then I read another, Brother, to watch that brain get fatter than your mother Chesterton-only diet, you should try it Like JBP eating steak can't deny it I'm a GK Chester-vore, hard core all the other authors get struck by the door as they leave I got all these essays don't need no more Punks try to get me to read C. S. Lewis, CSL would tell you GKC is why we do this Where all my essays at? [chorus] Down with the G-K-C! Father Brown with the G-K-C! G to the K and then to the C G-K-C I'm goin' Cray to the Zee! All about the G-K-C! Bustin' out the G-K-C! G to the K and then to the C G-K-C I'm goin' Cray to the Zee!
