[Chorus] Cause I’m a home repair guy A hip hop happenin’ home repair guy (guh-guy, guh-guy) A legend in my own mind (in… my… own… mind) I’ll fix it myself, thank you (uhhh, thank you very much) Don’t you dare call for the plumber, ‘Cause I’m a home repair guy A hip hop happenin’ home repair guy (guh-guy, guh-guy) A legend in my own mind (in… my… own… mind) I’ll fix it myself thank you ([uhhh, thank you very much) Don’t you dare call for no ‘lectrician, ‘Cause I’m a home repair guy A hip hop happenin’ home repair guy (guh-guy, guh-guy) Yes, a legend in my own mind [Verse 1] If it’s broke well then I’ll fix it Or at least take it apart I got tool belts by the score Home Depot gave me my own cart If it ain’t broke then I’ll improve it I’m a wizard with a saw A Jim Dandy with a wrench My wife is just in awe (awe-ful stunned that is) [Verse 2] If it squeaks I’ll W D forty it A handyman’s favorite scent I got duct tape to the ceilin’ It’s truly heaven sent (oh alleluia…) If it wobbles I will straighten it The world’s my whack-a-mole Build my own stairway to heaven when Peter calls my soul [Verse 3] If it shorts out I’ll rewire it I know watts and volts and ohms I fixed my wife’s new vacuum Until she turned it ah ah on. My wife says that I’m amazin’ with a sarcastic kinda grin, (“He’s an expert at buyin’ tools…) (he just don’t know how to use ‘em.”) [Modulate] [Chorus] Cause I’m a home repair guy A hip hop happenin’ home repair guy (guh-guy, guh-guy) A legend in my own mind (in… my… own… mind) I’ll fix it myself, thank you (uhhh, thank you very much) Don’t you dare call for the plumber, ‘Cause I’m a home repair guy A hip hop happenin’ home repair guy (guh-guy, guh-guy) A legend in my own mind (in… my… own… mind) I’ll fix it myself thank you (uhhh, thank you very much) Don’t you dare call for no ‘lectrician, ‘Cause I’m a home repair guy A hip hop happenin’ home repair guy ([guh-guy, guh-guy) Yes, a legend in my own mind
