[Intro] [Verse] I went to the mall when I was feeling bored Walked around for a while Nothing brought me joy Then I got a thought No one was down below The chance of someone getting caught was extremely low [Chorus] I pushed a fat man down an escalator He rolled slowly without control The disbelief that filled his eyes Brought pleasure to my soul He grunted with each bounce he took His shoes squeaked against the glass I can't believe how funny it looked like a boulder on a tiny track [Verse] When he reached the bottom he laid there for a while some people ran to offer help I couldnt hide my smile Eventually he got to his feet looked all around the place to see who could have done such an awful thing they never found out it was me [Chorus] I pushed a fat man down an escalator He rolled slowly without control The disbelief that filled his eyes Brought pleasure to my soul He grunted with each bounce he took His shoes squeaked against the glass I can't believe how funny it looked like a boulder on a tiny track [Spoken] I would do it again. [End]
