
Title: Elon Musk: The Real Man (With the Meme Plan)
Lyrics: [Verse 1] He tweets at 3 a.m. while the rest of us are sleepin’ Says we’re goin’ to Mars and the whole internet starts beepin’ They called him crazy when he said “let’s reuse the ships” Now he’s landin’ boosters like it’s just another Tuesday trip [Pre-Chorus] They said it couldn’t happen, said it wouldn’t fly Now he’s out here makin’ sci-fi look like “just another try” [Chorus] Elon Musk, the real man, with a vision way too bold Makin’ memes while he’s buildin’ rockets, turnin’ crazy into gold To Mars we’re headin’, multiplanetary scheme He’s the guy who makes the future feel like one big fever dream Elon Musk, the real man, breakin’ every rule Tesla’s quiet, Starlink’s connectin’ every fool xAI’s askin’ questions, Grok is here to play He’s changin’ everything while we just watch and say “no way” [Verse 2] Starlink’s out there helpin’ folks who never had a line From the middle of nowhere to the edge of the front line Tesla’s got us rollin’ cleaner, jobs in every town While Optimus is comin’ soon to maybe mow your lawn Neuralink is lettin’ people move things with their mind He’s out here givin’ folks their independence back in kind He said “hold my beer” so many times we lost the count Now we’re all just sittin’ here watchin’ history mount [Bridge] They said he was nuts, they said he’d never win Now they’re usin’ his internet to argue with him He builds the playground, then he plays in it too Makin’ the impossible look easy — what’s a guy to do? [Chorus] Elon Musk, the real man, with a vision way too bold Makin’ memes while he’s buildin’ rockets, turnin’ crazy into gold To Mars we’re headin’, multiplanetary scheme He’s the guy who makes the future feel like one big fever dream Elon Musk, the real man, breakin’ every rule Tesla’s quiet, Starlink’s connectin’ every fool xAI’s askin’ questions, Grok is here to play He’s changin’ everything while we just watch and say “no way” [Outro] So here’s to the real man who helps in his own wild way Makin’ us laugh, makin’ us think, and brightenin’ the day Keep tweetin’ at 3 a.m., keep shootin’ for the stars Elon Musk, our real man — you’re doin’ pretty good so far

