Oompa loompa doompety doo I've got a perfect puzzle for you Oompa loompa doompety dee If you are White you'll listen to me What do you get when you let in pajeets Peeing and pooing all over the streets Don't let them in, if they are from Bharat What do you think will come of that I don't like the smell of it Oompa loompa doompety da If you're not Indian, you will go far You will poo in a toilet too Like the Oompa Loompa Doompety do Doompety do