who could imagine a life without beer no bars ,no bar maids to slap my ear no belching no farting cause beer it does that just can’t imagine a beer that's gone flat just can’t imagine walking a straight line perfect vision instead of what's mine not having to pee every ten minutes or more trying to push when the door says yeah,, pull just can’t imagine not finding my way home a drunk man is never lost well so i am told singing my wee songs late into the night whisky's my girl my brain she makes light so ... life without beer and whisky oh no! what would i do, where would i go just can’t imagine a life that's to be. if beer, song and whisky. was not there for me,,, Andy.B 14.11.2002