[Intro] (ZONSE! ZONSE!) Who broke it? (THE ZONSE!) Who did it? (THE ZONSE!) Who sneezed and the whole thing froze? (THE ZONSE!) [Verse 1] Stream just died in the middle of a scream Chat go wild like a busted soda machine Buttons all blinking, nobody knows why Zonse in the corner just winking one eye He say, “Wasn’t me,” but he grinning too wide Got crumbs of chaos in the pockets he hide Trip on a wire? Nah, that’s his excuse Man rewrote luck and then cut it loose [Pre-Chorus] If it shakes—(ZONSE!) If it breaks—(ZONSE!) If it spins like a plate that won’t behave—(ZONSE!) [Chorus] BLAME THE ZONSE! (hey!) When it crashes—ZONSE! When it glitches—ZONSE! When it picks the weirdest card—ZONSE! BLAME THE ZONSE! (c’mon!) He did it on purpose Said it was “perfect” Whole room spinning circus—ZONSE! Everybody shout it loud—ZONSE! ZONSE! ZONSE! [Verse 2] Card shuffler coughing up nonsense again SSC Surprise Card pop out like “HELLO, MY FRIEND” Nobody picked it, nobody agreed Zonse just nodding like “yes, this is wat we need” He hijack the vibe with a sideways grin Shuffle the order, then shuffle again “Fair and square,” yeah, that’s what he claim But every single time—it’s his name, his name! [Chorus] BLAME THE ZONSE! (hey!) When it loops—ZONSE! When it drops—ZONSE! When the playlist fights itself—ZONSE! BLAME THE ZONSE! (woo!) He wanted attention Called it invention Chaos convention—ZONSE! Say it again now—ZONSE! ZONSE! ZONSE! [Bridge / Chant Breakdown] Left step—ZONSE! Right step—ZONSE! Turn it all upside down—ZONSE! Click click—ZONSE! Skip skip—ZONSE! Nothing working in this town—ZONSE! If it’s smooth? (Nah!) If it’s clean? (Nah!) If it makes a single bit of sense? (NAH!) That ain’t him— That ain’t right— Zonse only deal in nonsense! [Verse 3] He said, “I got a song,” then he played it twice Then he played it backwards, said “now that’s nice” Then he played another that nobody chose Then blamed the echo on invisible crows Lights go flicker, snacks disappear Leaderboard suddenly says “Zonse was here” He shrug real slow like “what can I say?” Then rewinds the whole dang day [Final Chorus] BLAME THE ZONSE! (HEY!) For the madness—ZONSE! For the noise—ZONSE! For the joy and the absolute mess—ZONSE! BLAME THE ZONSE! (LOUD!) He loves the confusion Calls it a fusion Total delusion—ZONSE! Everybody lose control—ZONSE! ZONSE! ZONSE! [Outro] Who did it? (ZONSE!) Who again? (ZONSE!) Who gonna do it all tomorrow? (ZONSE!) If it’s chaos, loud, and wrong— He’ll say, “That’s where I belong.” (ZONSE… ZONSE… ZONSE…)
