Cleanin Out My Spaceship Closet

hip hop, goofy rap, lo-fi boom bap, alternative rap, comedic, playful flow, funky bassline

[Intro]
Yo... it's that time again
Where the dust bunnies multiply like rabbits, my man
Got a closet looking like a wizard had a yard sale
Time to excavate this mess, here we go, for real

[Verse 1]
I'm diggin through the rubble like an archaeologist
Found a VHS tape of a show that never existed
Got a sock with no partner, he been lonely since '93
Used to match his twin but now he's solo, fancy-free
Found my old retainer, it's got somethin growin on it
Found a flyer for a party that I swear I never went to
Got three remotes for TVs that I do not own no more
Got a trophy that says "World's Okayest Dinosaur"
I'm like why do I got this, when did I acquire this junk
Closet got more layers than an onion, smells like funk
But it's MY funk, homegrown, certified, organic
I ain't even mad, I'm just a little bit erratic

[Hook]
Cleanin out my closet, gotta find the floor
Cleanin out my closet, what's behind this door
Cleanin out my closet, send the junk to war
Cleanin out my closet — wait, I need this for...

[Verse 2]
Found a cape I wore one Halloween in 1991
Made myself a hero, fought crime, had a ton of fun
Found a broken Casio that only plays one note
Found a love letter I wrote and never had the nerve to send, nope
Found my dignity — nah just kiddin, that's long gone
Found a single Lego piece that I will step on at dawn
Garbage bag in one hand, nostalgia in the other
Half this stuff belongs to a stranger or my brother
But I'm laughin while I'm sortin, makin beats with empty boxes
Turnin spring cleanin into freestyle paradoxes
This ain't sad, this is comedy gold, certified
Closet's a time machine and I'm along for the ride

[Hook]
Cleanin out my closet, gotta find the floor
Cleanin out my closet, what's behind this door
Cleanin out my closet, send the junk to war
Cleanin out my closet — nah I need this for...

[Outro - spoken, laughing]
Man... I found my old hamster's exercise wheel
Hamster's been dead for a decade, wheel still got a deal
Aight, throwin it out... naaah, keepin it
Closet 1, me 0, I'm defeated

2037/7500

[Intro] Yo... it's that time again Where the dust bunnies multiply like rabbits, my man Got a closet looking like a wizard had a yard sale Time to excavate this mess, here we go, for real [Verse 1] I'm diggin through the rubble like an archaeologist Found a VHS tape of a show that never existed Got a sock with no partner, he been lonely since '93 Used to match his twin but now he's solo, fancy-free Found my old retainer, it's got somethin growin on it Found a flyer for a party that I swear I never went to Got three remotes for TVs that I do not own no more Got a trophy that says "World's Okayest Dinosaur" I'm like why do I got this, when did I acquire this junk Closet got more layers than an onion, smells like funk But it's MY funk, homegrown, certified, organic I ain't even mad, I'm just a little bit erratic [Hook] Cleanin out my closet, gotta find the floor Cleanin out my closet, what's behind this door Cleanin out my closet, send the junk to war Cleanin out my closet — wait, I need this for... [Verse 2] Found a cape I wore one Halloween in 1991 Made myself a hero, fought crime, had a ton of fun Found a broken Casio that only plays one note Found a love letter I wrote and never had the nerve to send, nope Found my dignity — nah just kiddin, that's long gone Found a single Lego piece that I will step on at dawn Garbage bag in one hand, nostalgia in the other Half this stuff belongs to a stranger or my brother But I'm laughin while I'm sortin, makin beats with empty boxes Turnin spring cleanin into freestyle paradoxes This ain't sad, this is comedy gold, certified Closet's a time machine and I'm along for the ride [Hook] Cleanin out my closet, gotta find the floor Cleanin out my closet, what's behind this door Cleanin out my closet, send the junk to war Cleanin out my closet — nah I need this for... [Outro - spoken, laughing] Man... I found my old hamster's exercise wheel Hamster's been dead for a decade, wheel still got a deal Aight, throwin it out... naaah, keepin it Closet 1, me 0, I'm defeated

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