[Intro] Good morning… Or at least that’s what the clock says. [Verse 1] The curtains feel offensive The sunlight is too bright My phone contains evidence Of a very long last night There’s a pizza in the hallway A traffic cone outside And somehow I’ve got twenty-seven New best friends online [Pre-Chorus] We gather in the group chat Trying to explain How every single weekend Ends exactly the same [Chorus] We’re never drinking again That’s what we always say Every Sunday morning When we’re suffering all day We’re never drinking again This time we really mean it Then Friday hits the calendar And somehow we all forget it [Drop] Oh-oh-oh-oh Never drinking again Oh-oh-oh-oh At least until Friday Oh-oh-oh-oh Never drinking again That’s the plan anyway [Verse 2] Someone lost their jacket Someone lost their pride Someone woke up two towns over Without a clue why One friend spent two hundred dollars On things he doesn’t need Another somehow ordered cowboy boots At half past three [Pre-Chorus] We swear we’re getting older We swear we’re getting wise But those promises seem to disappear After a couple of Friday nights [Chorus] We’re never drinking again That’s what we always say Every Sunday morning When we’re suffering all day We’re never drinking again This time we really mean it Then Friday hits the calendar And somehow we all forget it [Bridge] Monday: recovery Tuesday: reflection Wednesday: confidence Thursday: temptation Friday… Here we go again [Final Chorus] We’re never drinking again That’s what we always say Every Sunday morning When we’re suffering all day We’re never drinking again This time we really mean it Then Friday hits the calendar And somehow we all forget it [Outro] See you next weekend. Same time. Same mistakes.


