[Verse 1] I like big racks and I cannot lie You other clouds can't deny That when a room walks in with an itty bitty cost And a round CPU in your face, you get sprung Wanna pull up cheap 'cause you notice that rack was stuffed Deep in the rows she's blinkin' I'm hooked and I can't stop starin' Oh, Center, I wanna get with ya And take your picture My admins tried to warn me But that racks you got makes (Me-me so grabby) Oh, Rump-o'-cpu-skin You say you wanna get in my Cloud? Well, use me, use me 'cause you ain't that average resource I've seen 'em dancin', to hell with servicin' She sweat, wet, got it goin' like a turbo 486. I'm tired of magazines sayin' rackless are the thing Take the average server man and ask him that It's gotta pack much racks So, admins (Yeah), admins (Yeah) Has your datacenter got the racks? (Hell yeah) Tell 'em to shake it (Shake it) Shake it (Shake it) Shake that healthy rack count, Center got racks [Chorus] (L.A. CPU count with a Taiwanese cost per erg) Center got racks (L.A. CPU count with a Taiwanese cost per erg) (L.A. CPU count with a Taiwanese cost per erg) [Verse 2] I like 'em round, and big And when I'm throwin' a gig I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal Now here's my scandal I wanna get you home And ugh, double-up, ugh-ugh I ain't talkin' 'bout Playboy 'Cause silicone parts are made for toys I want racks real thick and juicy So find that juicy double Big Goog's in trouble Beggin' for a piece of that bubble So I'm lookin' at stack overflow Knock-kneed devs walkin' like juniors You can have them lightweights I'll keep my dev like Linus A word to the thick linux devs, I wanna get with ya I won't cuss or fire ya But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna— (racks racks racks) 'Til the break of dawn Center got it goin' on A lot of admins won't like this song 'Cause them ctos like to hit it and quit it And I'd rather stay and play 'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong And I'm down to get the computation on So, servers (Yeah), servers (Yeah) If you wanna roll in my Cloud (Yeah) Then teraflop it out. Even white hats got to shout [Chorus] Center got racks Center got racks [Bridge] Yeah, Center, when it comes to racks Cosmo ain't got nothin' to do with my selection 36u-24u-36u? Haha, only if it's 50 year ole. [Verse 3] So your datacenter rolls a VM Playin' workout tapes by Netware But Netware ain't got a motor in the racks of her VM? My data don't want none Unless you've got racks, hun You can do side racks or fiber But please don't lose that racks Some servers wanna play that hardware And tell you that the racks ain't gold So they migrate it and distribute it And I pull up quick to retrieve it So Facebook says you're fat Well, I ain't down with that 'Cause your racks is small but your coolin is kickin' And I'm thinkin' 'bout stickin' To the beanpole rooms in the magazines You ain't it, Miss Server Room Give me a datacenta, I can't resist her Red leds and white make me miss her Some knucklehead tried to diss 'Cause his servers are on my list He had game, but he chose to hit 'em And I pull up quick to get wit 'em So, servers, if you need a place to hound And you want a triple 9 throwdown Dial 1-900-GOO-GLE.COM And kick them nasty thoughts [Outro] Center got racks Center got racks Little in the middle but center got much racks Little in the middle but center got much racks Little in the middle but center got much racks Little in the middle but center got much racks
