[Intro] [Verse] I moved to a new neighborhood Met all my neighbors and we got along good They invited me over to a barbeque It was full of good laughs and jovial moods [Verse] But when the sun goes down And the moon is up high I have to let out my other side Open the curtains and slide my diaper on I'm a Crinkler, yes a Crinkler wearing a diaper makes me feel at home Just a Crinkler, such a Crinkler Open the blinds and let my neighbors behold I feel their eyes start to soak me in It's hard to fight the feeling, it's my medicine Urinating often while I do the chores My diaper keeps sagging while I sweep off the porch [Verse] Ding dong ding dong Goes the bell One of my neighbors is mad as hell "Close your windows up," he says Everyone can see your freaky shit [Bridge] I punched his face and he fell down the stairs Took my pee pee diaper and put it on his head He woke up screaming in disgust I said that serves you right, now you’re one of us [Breakdown] We’re all Crinklers in the end, somewhere deep inside us is A love for soft absorbent fiber that cradles our behinds Please don’t judge us for the way that we kick back When we take a jaunt with our diapers on it gives us something that we lack Just let it go when nature starts to call Feel a warm sensation stimulate us all [End]
