[Verse 1] When I was sad, you made pancakes for me, Stacked ‘em up high, syrup like the sea! Now whenever I’m down, you know what to do, Burgers and chips, enough for two! [hook] Ooooh-bop-a-lop-a fries! Flip-flop-splat, milkshake skies! [Chorus] Best bros, oh can’t you see? Tazar and Ossir, hungry and free! Grease on our fingers, love in our hearts, Best friends forever, never apart! [Verse 2] Ohhh baby grease!!!!!!!!!!!!, dripping off my plate, Double cheeseburger, can’t hardly wait! Fries in the middle, nuggets on the side, Food and cuddles on a greasy ride! [hook] Slop-a-doodle, ketchup poodle! Bloopity-blop, onion ring hop! [Bridge] Cuddletrain, cuddletrain, squish me left and right, Shake me like a burger ‘til the ketchup takes flight! Cuddletrain, cuddletrain, hold me tight and snug, Nothing beats the love of a giant half-orc hug! [Verse 3] Milkshake waterfalls, onion rings galore, We’ll slide on greasy floors and then ask for more! Pizza towers higher than the tallest tree, No snack too big, just you and me! [Hook] Woo-bop-a-cheese, give me that grease! Flip-flap-fries, burger surprise! [Chorus] Best bros, oh can’t you see? Tazar and Ossir, hungry and free! Grease on our fingers, love in our hearts, Best friends forever, never apart! [Bridge] Tazar drops a fry, “Oops! Penny Henny stole it quick!” Ossir waves a donut — she pecks it with a click! Feathers in the kitchen, food flying through the air, Half-brother chaos, Penny’s everywhere! [Hook] Bawk-bawk, flap-snap, clucky-wucky-doo! Penny Henny wobble-wobble, squawk-a-doodle-boo! [Verse 4] Ossir grabs the last burger — Tazar shouts, “Unfair!” But Big Penny waddles in and steals it with flair. (bok bok!!!!) We laugh, we cuddle, the fight’s undone, Greasy, happy, brotherly fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ohhhhhh Greasy, happy, brotherly fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [end]
