[Verse 1] My mind delights me Night and day Finding a pattern Is trivial child's play I knew at a wondrously tender age I knew it from the beginning of it all What place I had upon this worldly stage [Chorus] I was a wizard most mathematical A dazzling array of tricks most fanatical I Four-yay’s integral theorem can recite No matter if absolute day or absolute night [Verse 2] Function of X a perfect integral A cosine alpha X plus B sine alpha X Are sufficient conditions for the interval Are sufficient conditions for the interval [Verse 3] F of X may be piecewise contiguous Unless there be discontinuities continuous Whenever F of X is replaced right or wrong Integral of X converges from zero to infinity These conditions are perhaps overlong [Chorus] Yes, I was a wizard most mathematical A dazzling array of tricks most fanatical I was a wizard most mathematical A dazzling array of tricks most fanatical [Verse 4] The quarter-backs hour Has come and gone I've yet to reach The apex of my song What for others is a difficult trick Finding patterns is trivial play for me I solve with a flashing nick [Chorus] I am a wizard most mathematical A dazzling array of tricks most fanatical I am a wizard most mathematical A dazzling array of tricks most fanatical [Verse 5] I did not know where I should go But found Smith as mentor for my show Smith's group will number 23 Perhaps even more than I could see So that money will flow Money will flow Money will flow From the D.O.E. [Chorus] I am a wizard most mathematical A dazzling array of tricks most fanatical I am a wizard most mathematical A dazzling array of tricks most fanatical I am a wizard most mathematical A dazzling array of tricks most fanatical Most fanatical A wizard most fanatical