[Cold Open | Low Rough Male] We’ve got a situation. The whole day’s turning into songs. Rainfall. Small talk. Passing thoughts. Things that barely happened at all. Uh. Uh. [Second Voice] Something must be done. [Low Male] Clearly. [Verse 1 | Smooth Spoken-Rap] No songs before breakfast. Unless one’s already started. No screens in the shower. That one is less negotiable. No wet little fingers revising a vowel. Uh. No waking at three with a phrase in your head, writing it down and still calling that bed. Heh. No opening Suno for only a minute. A minute, in practice, has proved rather flexible. [Pre-Chorus] Clear boundaries. Firm lines. Necessary measures for otherwise sensible minds. [Chorus] New rules. Reasonable terms for reasonable people. One song at a time. [Male] Revisions are exempt. Uh. Uh. [Female] Remixes remain a separate event. [Group] Excellent rules. Compliance will begin soon. [Verse 2] No turning small talk into verse two. No hearing one phrase and immediately keeping it. No giving the weather a key change. No giving Tuesday its own motif. Huh. [Male] Some things may remain… [Female] …things. [Both] In principle. [Chorus] New rules. Reasonable terms for reasonable people. One song at a time. [Male] Subject to exceptions. [Female] Covers and remixes will be assessed separately. [Group] Excellent rules. Compliance will begin soon. [Bridge | Sparse] Dreams are not drafts. Uh. Rain is rain. Until further notice. A joke is a joke. Unless it scans. A thought may pass without being detained. Something said in the car may simply remain something said in the car. Heh. [Pause] This distinction may require further study. [Build] Perfectly good sentence could’ve ended on “you.” A passing mood already has a working title. No changing one word and rendering twelve versions. Uh. Uh. No filing all twelve under “basically one.” [Pause] That clause is under review. [Final Chorus] New rules. Beautiful rules. Carefully drafted for reasonable people. One song at a time. Subject to exceptions. Excellent rules. Effective tomorrow. [Low Male] Provisionally. Heh. [Outro] Dreams are not drafts. [Second Voice] Write that down. Uh. Uh. [Low Group] New rules.
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