[Verse 1] There’s rivers runnin’ warm with piss, the shoreline's caked in scum, The gulls drop wings of maggot meat, whiskey pours from oil-drums. The air is thick with rot so sweet it’ll blister out your nose, But I’ll flap my way to that septic bay where the paradise sewage flows— [Chorus] On to Smelldorado! Where the cesspools shine, Where the gutters belch, And the streets all reek of brine! Smelldorado! Smelldorado! Oh Smelldorado! Where sewage rains raw, Where the sky's congealed, And tastes like rancid cole slaw! Oh oh Smelldorado! [Verse 2] There’s greasefalls pourin’ off the cliffs, dead fish burst along the shore, A barroom made of busted toilets, backed-up sludge all o'er the floor. The moon hangs low, a moldy rind, the tide coughs up squishy things, And every wave brings turds ashore like gifts from Magi kings— [Chorus] On to Smelldorado! Where fuckin' maggots drip, Where the beef's a bulge, And the pig carcasses stripped! Smelldorado! Smelldorado! Oh Smelldorado! Where fuckin' buzzards cheer, Where the meat boat floats, And a rat's the gondolier! Oh oh Smelldorado! [Bridge – Call & Response] “I wanna sip bourbon from a garbage can!” “I wanna guzzle moonshine from a busted bedpan!” "I wanna pile my pellets like Spanish doubloons!" "I wanna slosh my spew into an overflowing spittoon!" “I wanna take a shit in an active volcano!” “I wanna paint the sky with diarrhea rainbows!” [Final Chorus] On to Smelldorado! Where fuckin' puke's for brunch, Where it's Turkey chased, And your skeeter pals are drunk! Smelldorado! Smelldorado! Oh Smelldorado! Where fuckin' toilet's clogged, Where you plunge 'till it hurts, And it's tapeworms and corndogs! Smelldorado! Smelldorado! Here in Smelldorado! Where the dream won’t die, Where the filth’s forever, And the sleaze’ll never dry! Smelldorado! Oh oh Smelldorado! Smelldorado! Oh oh oh Smelldorado! Oh Smelldorado! Ha ha! Fuckin' Smelldorado!
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