
Wind blower, Leaf mower [announcer] "You know of the leaf blower... yes?" "You know of the lawn mower... no?" "We went all psychic and futuristic on ya... WHAT IS IT THAT YOU TRUELY NEED?!" "Your inner most desire" "For a limited time only we reversed all you thought to be global truth!" [verse] The Wind blower woo woo wind blower The best, maybe the only, way to keep wind of your lawn! [announcer] "buy it now and get a a leaf mower free of charge the first fourteen days" "Shred those leaves!" "After end period the cost is much and the interest.... don't even talk about it!" Get outta here! We love you Guys and gals and stuff and things... Mostly money [whisper] "Shut up Dave"

