[Verse] The air is tense The room's alive A dangerous game Can I survive A tiny whisper A storm could brew [Chorus] I’m one fart away From a poo Living on the edge It’s true A gamble with my gut What do I do I’m one fart away From a poo [Verse 2] Last night’s curry A ticking clock Sweat on my brow The door’s still locked The porcelain throne It’s calling me [Prechorus] Will I hold Or will I fall The line is thin And stakes are tall [Chorus] I’m one fart away From a poo It’s a risky game But what’s new A choice so small Yet it could undo I’m one fart away From a poo [Bridge] Life’s a dance on a tightrope line A stomach’s twist A fate divine It’s a comedy It’s a mess A bodily truth I must confess
