[Verse 1] [Tv Announcer] “We still haven’t found who’s killing five people, many key players are dead. President Mitchell’s losing it and he demands you come to DC to help him stop the killer.” (“Uhh, why didn’t he just call him?”) [Alt] [Voice Mod: Helium][Pitch Shift: +7 semitones] You are asking for trouble! [Whispered] (Grobbbnok) [Grobbnok] [Voice Mod: Reverb (High Decay Time)][Volume: -12dB] I know, but I am going to help you fight that black rabbit. [Whispered] (Hortensssssssse) [Hortense] [Chorus: Detune ±3 semitones][Formant Shift: Random (low range)] I won't do it! [Grobbnok] [Voice Mod: Reverb (High Decay Time)][Volume: -12dB] If I have to force you, I will. [Hortense] [Chorus: Detune ±3 semitones][Formant Shift: Random (low range)] I won't do it! [Narrator] (Alt lets out a deep sigh and tries to calm himself down. He closes his eyes and pushes all of his negative emotions out of his body. He stands up straight and stands there in a victorious stance.) [Grobbnok] [Voice Mod: Reverb (High Decay Time)][Volume: -12dB] Fine. If you are so confident, then go on and fight [Hortense] [Chorus: Detune ±3 semitones][Formant Shift: Random (low range)] I won't do it! [Alt] [Voice Mod: Helium][Pitch Shift: +7 semitones] You said it yourself, I'm just gonna come up and kill the black rabbit. [Hortense] [Chorus: Detune ±3 semitones][Formant Shift: Random (low range)] I don't want to do this! [Alt] [Voice Mod: Helium][Pitch Shift: +7 semitones] Fine. But just remember this. If I can't stop the black rabbit, you will die. You have to do this, otherwise you are dead. [Hortense] [Chorus: Detune ±3 semitones][Formant Shift: Random (low range)] Please, don't do this! [Alt] [Voice Mod: Helium][Pitch Shift: +7 semitones] Okay, okay. But don't think that this is easy. I am not going to just walk in and kill it. [Hortense] [Chorus: Detune ±3 semitones][Formant Shift: Random (low range)] You can do it, I know you can. [Alt] [Voice Mod: Helium][Pitch Shift: +7 semitones] Okay. I'm just nervous. [Hortense] [Chorus: Detune ±3 semitones][Formant Shift: Random (low range)] You are always nervous. I do not mean to offend you. This is not a game, though, not even by the comics. For once in my life, I am not a prisoner. I don't know what the hell is going to happen. When I think about how to stop that son of a bitch, I keep thinking about what Hortense said to me in the back of his car, though. This idea of trying to rid himself of that garbage stuck in his brain, that stupid little son of a bitch. And I just keep thinking about how I will see him again and he will come after me. And then I think of how his mommy will know everything, all the things he has done that we both want so much, and I think of the chance at forgiveness, and all the good that he is going to do with it. I know it all just makes me want to snap and point the gun at him, but I can't do it. [Intro - 120 BPM] [heavy panting] [heaving][Chorus - 140 BPM, Pop Punk style] From New York (New York) To L.A., head through The Scarborough Fair, past Penny Ln via the Midnight Train to Georgia, Just get directions from the Mississippi Queen, The Girl From Ipanema, or the L.A. Woman in the Hotel California. Spend One Night in Bangkok, turn left at My Old Kentucky Home, another left at Fire Lake, spend 3 Nights On Broadway, Shuffle Off To Buffalo, make a U-turn at the Cliffs of Dover. You’ll know you’re almost there When The Wind Blows In Chicago. Take a Bicycle Race to the Last Train to Clarksville, jump in your Little Red Corvette, hop in a Big Yellow Taxi, And follow the Motorcycle Mamma. From there, spend Six Months In a Leaky Boat, and baby, you can Drive My Car to the House of the Rising Sun.[Verse 1 - 80 BPM, Emo-Pop style] Hortense screams at it, his arms are moving faster than a bullet can fly. His toes are grasping the table legs of the chair, 🌀 toes curling, a frenetic despair. There are times when he is almost crying himself to death, 🎭 tears mingling with the sweat of his breath.[Bridge - 90 BPM, Dark Cabaret style, sudden key change] Okay, so earlier, I ordered a pizza from Papa John’s and got free Cinna-pie with it
 it was good
 🍕🔼 Me and my friend decide we want more, because we are like that
 anyways, we call Papa John’s asking to deliver a Cinna-pie. They say we must have a pizza ordered with it, or they can’t deliver. So we say whatever and call Domino’s and ask them to deliver Domino’s Dots. They say the same thing, so we try Papa John’s again, and this one lets us, only if we order two Cinna-pies, though, because they won’t deliver if the order is under $5.[Interlude - 60 BPM, Spooky Waltz with waterphone and saw blade sounds] So while we are waiting for them to drive up and give us our Cinna-pies, we are bored out of our mind, and we come up with this stupid plan to make me look as stupid as possible when I answer the door. I get a leopard spot sheet, wrap it around me, put a ninja mask on, and put heavy safety goggles on, waiting for the pizza man. He shows up, and I answer the door, with my head close to the bottom of the door, looking around suspiciously, and start yelling random German at him, and he is scared as hell, And he is trying to explain himself, the price of the Cinna-pies, and he’s showing the price tag right in my face. I give him the money and he offers me change but didn’t have any, so I waved him off. The funniest part was the look on his face when I was yelling. I’m thinking of ordering more Cinna-pies because my friend is trying to hit 500 lbs, any ideas? [Bridge - 90 BPM, Dark Cabaret style, sudden key change] Okay, so earlier, I ordered a pizza from Papa John’s and got free Cinna-pie with it
 it was good
 🍕🔼 Me and my friend decide we want more, because we are like that
 anyways, we call Papa John’s asking to deliver a Cinna-pie. They say we must have a pizza ordered with it, or they can’t deliver. So we say whatever and call Domino’s and ask them to deliver Domino’s Dots. They say the same thing, so we try Papa John’s again, and this one lets us, only if we order two Cinna-pies, though, because they won’t deliver if the order is under $5.[Interlude - 60 BPM, Spooky Waltz with waterphone and saw blade sounds] So while we are waiting for them to drive up and give us our Cinna-pies, we are bored out of our mind, and we come up with this stupid plan to make me look as stupid as possible when I answer the door. I get a leopard spot sheet, wrap it around me, put a ninja mask on, and put heavy safety goggles on, waiting for the pizza man. He shows up, and I answer the door, with my head close to the bottom of the door, looking around suspiciously, and start yelling random German at him, and he is scared as hell, And he is trying to explain himself, the price of the Cinna-pies, and he’s showing the price tag right in my face. I give him the money and he offers me change but didn’t have any, so I waved him off. The funniest part was the look on his face when I was yelling. I’m thinking of ordering more Cinna-pies because my friend is trying to hit 500 lbs, any ideas?[Final chorus, grand finale - 180 BPM, Pop Rock with polyrhythms and layers of instrumentation] From New York (New York) To L.A., head through The Scarborough Fair, past Penny Ln via the Midnight Train to Georgia, 🌌 Just get directions from the Mississippi Queen, The Girl From Ipanema, or the L.A. Woman in the Hotel California. Spend One Night in Bangkok, turn left at My Old Kentucky Home, another left at Fire Lake, spend 3 Nights On Broadway, đŸ„ Shuffle Off To Buffalo, make a U-turn at the Cliffs of Dover. You’ll know you’re almost there When The Wind Blows In Chicago. Take a Bicycle Race to the Last Train to Clarksville, jump in your Little Red Corvette, hop in a Big Yellow Taxi, And follow the Motorcycle Mamma. From there, spend Six Months In a Leaky Boat, and baby, you can Drive My Car to the House of the Rising Sun.[Outro - blend of serene lullaby (20 BPM) and harsh industrial sounds (120 BPM) with brake drum and hydraulophone] âš›ïžđŸŒŒđŸ”źđŸŒ€đŸŽ­đŸ„đŸŽ·đŸŽ¶ [loud coughing] [car backfiring] [Final chorus, grand finale - 180 BPM, Pop Rock with polyrhythms and layers of instrumentation] From New York (New York) To L.A., head through The Scarborough Fair, past Penny Ln via the Midnight Train to Georgia, 🌌 Just get directions from the Mississippi Queen, The Girl From Ipanema, or the L.A. Woman in the Hotel California. Spend One Night in Bangkok, turn left at My Old Kentucky Home, another left at Fire Lake, spend 3 Nights On Broadway, đŸ„ Shuffle Off To Buffalo, make a U-turn at the Cliffs of Dover. You’ll know you’re almost there When The Wind Blows In Chicago. Take a Bicycle Race to the Last Train to Clarksville, jump in your Little Red Corvette, hop in a Big Yellow Taxi, And follow the Motorcycle Mamma. From there, spend Six Months In a Leaky Boat, and baby, you can Drive My Car to the House of the Rising Sun.[Outro - blend of serene lullaby (20 BPM) and harsh industrial sounds (120 BPM) with brake drum and hydraulophone] âš›ïžđŸŒŒđŸ”źđŸŒ€đŸŽ­đŸ„đŸŽ·đŸŽ¶ [loud coughing] [car backfiring]