Oh What Should I Do?

[Verse] Christmas is coming oh what should I do The tree’s a Picasso in shades of blue Tinsel’s tangled like spaghetti on a plate Lights keep blinking like they're running late The cat's in the branches playing Tarzan’s game Dog’s in the wrapping paper Feeling no shame I tried to bake cookies They turned into bricks Frosting so hard it could shatter toothpicks [Chorus] Oh what should I do Oh what should I do Christmas is chaos But I love it too Oh what should I do Oh what should I do I’ll deck these halls with crazy glue [Verse 2] Grandma’s knitting sweaters three sizes too wide Uncle Joe’s asleep with a snore that won’t hide The eggnog’s gone rogue It’s a frothy disaster I spiked it too much Now it's moving faster The wreath’s on the door but it keeps falling down My candy cane centerpiece melted It drowned I made a gingerbread house but it’s leaning Looks like a scene from a holiday screening [Chorus] Oh what should I do Oh what should I do Christmas is chaos But I love it too Oh what should I do Oh what should I do Pass me the tape and hot glue stew