[Intro] “Warning… player detected…” “THC levels critical…” “RETURNING… TO… LOBBY…” GUITAR RIFF EXPLODES [Verse 1] Woke up at noon with a traffic cone bong Dog ate my sock and my Wi-Fi’s gone Controller sticky from Mountain Dew rain Somebody hotboxed the battle bus again Fortnite goblin with the bloodshot eyes Missed my drop ‘cause I was too damn fried Accidentally thanked the enemy squad Then got rebooted by a cracked-up god [Pre-Chorus] 🖤 Purple smoke and LED lights Causing emotional damage every night I’m the goth gremlin queen online Screaming “ONE MORE GAME” at 5 past 5 [Chorus] BLUNT! FORCE! TRAUMA! Smoke alarm singing opera 💀 Headbanging in the kitchen naked Mic still on and the chat all witnessed 🎮 CROWNLESS BEHAVIOUR! Lobby annihilator! Double-kick drums like a panic attack Dog barking while I’m smoking in the back FACE-MELTING RIFFS! Neighbour called the cops again! 420 villain with chaotic grace Tried making toast… set fire to the place [Breakdown] BLEGH WHO ATE THE EDIBLES?! WHO STOLE MY SOCKS?! WHY IS THERE A TACTICAL NUKE INSIDE THE CROCKPOT?! [Verse 2] Room smells like weed and poor decisions Keyboard covered in chicken seasoning Tried to flirt online while half asleep Sent a voice note sounding demonically weak Dog judging me with heterochromia eyes Like “you really gonna DoorDash fries?” YES I AM AT 3AM WHILE LISTENING TO SCREAMO AGAIN [Bridge] Wet Tuesdays never felt so alive Broken hearts and battle cries Purple eyeliner running down my face While the drummer commits several crimes [Chorus] BLUNT! FORCE! TRAUMA! We turned anxiety into drama Two blue screens and a haunted vape Still loading into the next escape CHAOS! VILLAIN! ENERGY! No sleep till insanity! Dog in the pit and the amps on fire Somebody unplug the amplifier [Outro] “Connection unstable…” “Player emotionally unavailable…” “Victory Royale…”
