[Intro] (Hard drive spin-up, terminal beep, bouncy bassline walks in) Controller online. Linking network... Now! [Verse 1] Got a million cobblestone and nowhere to sleep So I bound a storage crystal sixty-four deep! Piped it to the drive bay, blinking LED Everything I ever mined belongs to me! Out in the quarry expanse five-by-five wide Chunk laser firing right down to bedrock stride! Beaming every diamond straight into the grid Best automation that a player ever did! [Pre-Chorus] (Click-clack, gear sounds) One click recipe on the mainframe screen Blaze overclocking turns the red lights green! Dependency resolver working in the brain Never gonna craft by hand again! [Chorus] Subroutine sixty-four k! Watch the items fly and the supercomputers play! Raw ore to ingot to gear to machine Smoothest assembly line you've ever seen! Infinite buffer and the pipes don't jam Living in the matrix, baby, yes I am! [Verse 2] Basalt conduits pulsing with the heat Geothermal generators keeping on the beat Thermal deconstruction breaks the junk into gold Item salvager taking everything of old Interdimensional card in my hand Accessing my storage from the Nether sand! [Bridge] (Chiptune 8-bit solo mixed with swing trumpet) Calculating... Resolving... Synthesizing... Complete! [Chorus] Subroutine sixty-four k! Watch the items fly and the supercomputers play! Raw ore to ingot to gear to machine Smoothest assembly line you've ever seen! Infinite buffer and the pipes don't jam Living in the matrix, baby, yes I am! [Outro] (Record scratch, disk drive spin down chime) System idle. Inventory capacity: Unlimited.
