(Verse 1) The sun sets slow on Beanland soil, the day is through But the night is young, the discothèque is waiting just for you 'Cause when the official paperwork is filed and put away It’s time to shed the starch-white suit and seize the night and play! He's not your average politician, no, he's got the Vibe The smoothest legume that you'll find in the whole bean tribe! (Pre-Chorus) You see him in the parliament, he’s got that serious face Discussing crop mutations and allocating space But when the clock strikes eight, the mirrorball begins to spin Oh, you better clear the dance floor, 'cause the Prime Minister is coming in! (Chorus) PRIME MINISTER BEAN! He’s the disco king of green! Got the platform shoes and the bell-bottom seam! He's got the DNA, he's got the BOP all night and day Gonna fuse some kidney with some lima and shout, "Hooray!" He's the groovy governor of genetic good times! Doing the Funky Fava to the beat, baby, one of a kind! (Verse 2) He runs his laboratory, a stainless steel design Where pinto meets cannellini on a microscopic line He calls it "Project Jitterbug," this scientific flair Trying to make a navy bean that floats right in the air! He loves the thrill of mixing traits, the outcome so sublime But his real experiment, baby, is keeping perfect time! (Pre-Chorus) Gen-Et-Ics The people gather 'round him, they wanna see him move He steps beneath the strobe light, he’s got nothing left to prove He points a finger to the sky, his head tilts to the side He's got the locomotion that you simply can't hide! (Chorus) PRIME MINISTER BEAN! He’s the disco king of green! Got the platform shoes and the bell-bottom seam! He's got the DNA, he's got the BOP all night and day Gonna fuse some kidney with some lima and shout, "Hooray!" He's the groovy governor of genetic good times! Doing the Funky Fava to the beat, baby, one of a kind! (Bridge) "Yeah... some folks think my job is all about budgets and treaties. Ha! But I know the truth. It's about transformation. Taking two good things... and making them better. Just like this beat, darling. It's a synthesis. Now watch me cross the aisle... and cross the floor!" (Instrumental Break) (Chorus) PRIME MINISTER BEAN! He’s the disco king of green! Got the platform shoes and the bell-bottom seam! He's got the DNA, he's got the BOP all night and day Gonna fuse some kidney with some lima and shout, "Hooray!" He's the groovy governor of genetic good times! Doing the Funky Fava to the beat, baby, one of a kind! (Outro) "Genetic good times!" "He can dance!" "He's a bean!" "Get down, Beanland!" HOORAY
