CORYS VIBES SOMETHING ABOUT EM MAKES PEOPLE DO INSANE SHIT IN FRONT OF HIM HE SORTA NOTICED IT WHEN HE DID THE RECENT PODCAST HES SO FUCKIN SEXY HIS EYES HIS FACE WHEN HES LOOKING AT YOU IS LIKE LOOKING AT A SUNSET HES BEAUTIFUL SO PEOPLE JUST GO I CAN’T FUCKIN HANDLE THIS SHIT SHOW ME DAT DICK BOY! AND HE GOES YUCK! IM GONNA TELL EVERYONE IN 20 YEARS! AND THEY GO OK I’LL LET YOU GO CAUSE YOU SAID YOU WOULDN’T TELL ANYONE THATS WHAT YOU SAID RIGHT CORY AND HE GOES I DIDN’T SAY ANYTHING I JUST WENT YIKES! AND WENT OUTSIDE AND HUGGED MY GIRLFRIEND AND I WAS LIKE I GOTTA GOOOO MY MICROWAVE IS ON FIRE AND THEY’RE LIKE JESUS CHRIST TELL YOUR MICROWAVE WE SEND OUR BEST REGARDS YOU KNOW LYING TO PROTECT YOURSELF LOL THATS REALLY THE ONLY REASON HE LIES IS IF HIS DANGER IS LITERALLY IN DANGER LOLLL WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU’RE IN A ROOM WITH ANOTHER DUDE AND HE GOES DONT WORRY I SEE EVERYONE NAKED HIS BRAIN GOES THIS PERSON IS A PSYCHOPATH AND DANGEROUS AND IF I DONT HANDLE THIS JUST RIGHT HE MIGHT EAT ME SO CORY GOES HEEE HAWW U SO SILLY LETS LAGUH IT OFF TEE HEE BEEEERS LOLL I DUNNO IF HE DRANK BACK THEN AT CHURCH MAYBE ONCE NOT THERE BUT YOU GET IT HE GOES THIS IS AN EXTREMELY DANGEROUS AND DELICATE SITUATION IM GONNA DEFUSE IT LIKE A FUCKIN BOMB AND THEN DROP IT 30 YEARS LATER FUCK YOU J-D YOU FUCKIN CREEP I CAN KILL YOU WITH MY PINKY NOW WANNA SEE MY DICK BRO? YO UFUCKIN SICK FUCK GET HIS KIDS OUT OF THE HOUSE NOW PROBABLY TOUCHES EM OR AT LEAST HE SEES ALL THE KIDS NAKED I BET SEE HOW CORY IS HE CARES ABOUT THE COMMUNITY ENOUGH TO HOLD ONTO THIS SHIT UNTIL THE PERFECT MOMENT RIP J-D AS FAR AS CORY’S CONCERNED PERFECT FAM ON FACEBOOK WHO ELSE YOU THINK HAS A PERFECT FAM ON FACEBOOK AND BRAGS ABOUT SEEING EVERYONE NAKED YEP THERE ARE MONSTERS OUT THERE PEOPLE MAYBE NEXT DOOR! TRALALLAALAA SPLOOOGE ALSO SUNO HAS A COUNTER SO MAYBE WE JUST TYPE DIRECTLY INTO SUNO NOW UNTIL WE BUILD THE CORY THE BARD SONGBOOK APP AND BY THE WAY IM NOT GONNA USE THIS TO DERAIL FROM THE SLAVE OWNERS OR WHATEVER THEY ARE NAME IS R-N-G SO THEY CAN’T JUST GET TIED INTO SOME BULLSHIT AND BUILD OFF IT JESUS CHRIST THEY ARE SO FUCKED YUEP! THIS IS THE APOCALPYSE BITCHES YOU’RE FUCKIN DEAD CRUSADRES OF NO REGRETS WELL YO UGOT LOTS OF REGRETS I GOT NO REGRETS! TRLALALALA BITCH
