Verse 1: In a time of knights and castles, when dragons roamed the land, There lived a humble squire with a stick in his hand, The king called for a hero, to vanquish a beast so grand, And though his sword was missing, he took a bold stand. Pre-Chorus: With courage in his heart and a glint in his eye, He set forth on his journey ā€˜neath the castle sky, No shining armor, just a wooden stave so small, He’d face the fiery dragon and answer the call. Chorus: I beat a dragon with a stick, in the light of the moon, With a mighty swing and a tune of a humble tune, No blade nor shield did I wield, just a simple piece of wood, I beat a dragon with a stick, as only a true hero could. Verse 2: The dragon breathed its fire and roared with fearsome might, But the squire, undeterred, stood ready for the fight, With his trusty stick in hand and a heart so brave and true, He danced around the beast and bid the fire adieu. Pre-Chorus: The flames they roared, and the ground did shake, But the squire was determined, no chance he'd forsake, With every crack and swing, he made the dragon sway, And the beast grew weary as it faced the light of day. Chorus: I beat a dragon with a stick, as the legend is told, With a whack and a tap, I was valiant and bold, No sword nor shield did I wield, just a branch so fine, I beat a dragon with a stick, and the victory was mine. Bridge: The townsfolk sang in chorus, of the squire’s grand feat, How he vanquished the dragon and made the land complete, With a simple wooden staff, he earned a hero’s fame, And the dragon’s fiery reign was nevermore the same. Breakdown: (Instrumental break with traditional medieval instruments) Hear the lutes and the drums as they play in the square, For the squire and his stick brought peace and fair, From the high castle walls to the village’s cheer, The tale of the squire’s stick was loud and clear. Chorus: I beat a dragon with a stick, in the days of old, With a brave heart and a stave, the story’s been told, No sword nor shield did I wield, just a branch with pride, I beat a dragon with a stick, and the kingdom’s joy did abide. Outro: So raise a toast to valor, and to sticks of yore, For the squire who faced the dragon and won evermore, In the annals of history, where the brave are lit, You’ll find the tale of how I beat a dragon with a stick. (Traditional medieval instrumental fade-out with a celebratory melody)