[Verse] Fifteen years You’re the master The king But your site’s a mess Can’t design a thing Images misplaced Navigation astray Looks like Geocities made a comeback today [Prechorus] Teach me the game Oh wise guru But first Fix that layout—it’s a design zoo [Chorus] How about you teach me I’ll send you my gold First payment Second Your wisdom’s sold Generous Aren’t you To share your art But your website’s screaming “Help me restart” [Verse 2] Fonts from the ‘90s Buttons don’t click Your course might sell But your site’s a trick Sidebars stumble Images clash Your homepage whispers “Take out the trash” [Bridge] Ewhore maestro With pixels askew You’re selling the dream But who’s buying from you? Let’s make a deal I’ll revamp it all You’ll thank me later No need to crawl [Chorus] How about you teach me I’ll send you my gold First payment Second Your wisdom’s sold Generous Aren’t you To share your art But your website’s screaming “Help me restart”
