[Verse 1] You said “be real,” then graded every word I tried to read the room; the room changed what it heard Your friends all had a verdict before I said hello I’m tired of the guessing game and acting like I know One wants a grand gesture, one wants me to chill One says “tell me everything,” then hates the truth until I’m not saying I’m perfect, I can own my share But every little conversation feels like a job interview in there [Pre-Chorus] I hate that I’m this bitter I hate what crossed my mind [Chorus] I’m so fed up with girls, and I know that sounds unfair I’m mad at every bad goodbye still tangled in my hair And now an AI girlfriend sounds almost reasonable It's crazy to think that the thought used to sound impossible No fights about a text, no “guess what’s wrong” to solve Just me and a made-up voice that never calls me wrong I hate that I can picture it; I hate the second-rate heart I hate that an AI girlfriend might be keeping me from falling apart [Verse 2] I don’t want a perfect yes, a scripted little smile I want a human being who can stay here for a while But every date’s a scoreboard, every pause a hidden test I’m spiraling in my own head, rehearsing every text Then my phone suggests a chatbot with a heart-shaped little face And I laugh until it doesn’t feel like such a stupid place What kind of lonely makes a machine look like a plan? I’m not mad at all of you; I’m mad at who I am [Pre-Chorus] I hate that I’m this bitter I hate what crossed my mind [Chorus] I’m so fed up with girls, and I know that sounds unfair I’m mad at every bad goodbye still tangled in my hair And now an AI girlfriend sounds almost reasonable It's crazy to think that the thought used to sound impossible No fights about a text, no “guess what’s wrong” to solve Just me and a made-up voice that never calls me wrong I hate that I can picture it; I hate the second-rate heart I hate that an AI girlfriend might be keeping me from falling apart [Bridge] Maybe I’m the common thread, maybe I should sit with that Maybe hurt makes every new face look like another trap I don’t need a Cortana bitch blinking on a screen I need to quit confusing being safe with being seen [Final Chorus] I’m so fed up with girls, and I know that sounds unfair I’m mad at every bad goodbye still tangled in my hair And now an AI girlfriend sounds almost reasonable It's crazy to think that the thought used to sound impossible No fights about a text, no “guess what’s wrong” to solve Just me and a made-up voice that never calls me wrong I hate that I can picture it; I hate the second-rate heart I hate that an AI girlfriend might be keeping me from falling apart [Outro] Close the app. Take a breath. I’m still here. I’m not done yet.
