[Intro] Female Singer (Snippets): Wackside, what'd the sign say? Male Singer (Wackside): Probably said "Do not enter." Female Singer: Good thing neither of us can read hieroglyphs. Male Singer: Ain't stopped us yet. [Hook] Female Singer: Snip and Wack mess with the glyphs! Male Singer: We’re causin' chaos in ancient Egypt! Female Singer: Pyramids shakin', mummy's throwin' fits! Male Singer: We’re causin' chaos in ancient Egypt! Both: Snip and Wack mess with the glyphs! Snip and Wack mess with the glyphs! Snip and Wack mess with the glyphs! We’re causin' chaos in ancient Egypt! [Verse 1 ] Walked in the tomb with a grin on my face, Touched every button marked "sacred place." Pulled on a lever, heard stones start grindin', Probably important, but I ain't mindin'. Rewrote a glyph with a marker and pen, Turned "Great Pharaoh" into "Steve" again. Painted little clown noses all over the walls, Now the spirits keep followin' me through the halls. Found a gold scarab, thought it looked neat, Turned it into jewelry, wore it on my feet. Opened six coffins, maybe seven or eight, One mummy woke up and said, "You're three thousand years late." [Verse 2] I found a treasure room packed to the brim, Ignored all the gold 'cause the trap looked grim. Started pokin' pressure plates just for fun, Triggered every dart launcher one by one. Ran from a boulder, laughed the whole chase, Took a souvenir selfie right in its face. Borrowed a chariot, painted it black, The pharaoh's ghost still wants it back. Found an ancient curse locked under a lid, Opened it immediately, that's what I did. Anubis looked over like, "Boy, don't start." Too late, I already stole half the cart. [Hook] Female Singer: Snip and Wack mess with the glyphs! Male Singer: We’re causin' chaos in ancient Egypt! Female Singer: Pyramids shakin', mummy's throwin' fits! Male Singer: We’re causin' chaos in ancient Egypt! Both: Snip and Wack mess with the glyphs! Snip and Wack mess with the glyphs! Snip and Wack mess with the glyphs! We’re causin' chaos in ancient Egypt! [Call & Response] Female Singer: Who's that jackal-headed guy? Male Singer: Anubis. Female Singer: Should we leave? Male Singer: Probably. Female Singer: We gonna? Male Singer: Absolutely not. Female Singer: Good. Male Singer: Good. [Verse 3 – Fast Back-and-Forth] Female Singer: Climbed to the top of a pyramid peak! Male Singer: Got banned by priests in under a week! Female Singer: Woke up a mummy! Male Singer: Started a race! Female Singer: Lost to a skeleton! Male Singer: Still took first place! Female Singer: Stole a royal scepter! Male Singer: Borrowed a throne! Female Singer: Accidentally summoned something unknown! Male Singer: Opened a portal! Female Singer: Looked inside! Male Singer: If anybody asks— Both: We were never alive! [Bridge] Female Singer: Every hallway's trapped, Every wall got eyes, Every curse says leave, But we ignore the signs. Male Singer: Every tomb got secrets, Every king got gold, Every ghost gets angry, Every story gets told. Both: And every single warning Just makes us wanna know— What happens if we pull... That... Lever... [Final Chorus] Female Singer: Snip and Wack mess with the glyphs! Male Singer: We’re causin' chaos in ancient Egypt! Female Singer: Mummies chasin', traps all flipped! Male Singer: We’re causin' chaos in ancient Egypt! Both: Snip and Wack mess with the glyphs! Snip and Wack mess with the glyphs! Snip and Wack mess with the glyphs! The pharaoh's mad, Anubis is ticked, The pyramids shook, And the curse got mixed! Snip and Wack mess with the glyphs— We're causin' chaos in ancient Egypt! [Outro] Female Singer: Think they'll let us come back? Male Singer: Not legally. Female Singer: Worth it. Male Singer: Absolutely.
