[Musical introduction] [Pre chorus] Someone had to sing it So bring it! [Verse 1 in the style of a rock ballad] A naff ballad is like an undressed salad All in all it’s lacking taste (mmm) And lettuce doesn’t do much really So it ends up in the waste [Small musical handover] [Verse 2 in the style of techno] A second-rate techno is just an echo (echo) Repeating everything, (everything) you say It sounds like something starting over and over But nothing interesting yet anyway [Pre-Chorus] Someone had to sing it So bring it! [Chorus] We’ve all got a tune deep inside us We’ve all got words that we want to sing Some will make us want to keep on listening Some won’t even make it past spring Past spring [Verse 3 in the style of folk music] Corny folk makes a miserable bloke Who’s got a long story to relate (oh no!) He’s been mumbling now for forty minutes And you wish you’d shut and locked the gate [Small musical handover] [Verse 4 in the style of opera] An overblown opera isn’t quite proper It’s grandiose and stuffy without a cause (ah ah ah) Everyone is singing it at such high volume An ice-cream for strength in the half-time pause [Pre-Chorus] Someone had to sing it So bring it! [Chorus] We’ve all got a tune deep inside us We’ve all got expressions that we want to sing Some will make us want to keep on listening Some won’t even make it past spring Past spring [Bridge] Sludgy grunge stinks like an old sponge Shoddy metal is a leaky, bent-up kettle Feeble emo is a four-track demo Woeful blues is like wearing somebody else’s shoes [Instrumental — Genre Mash-Up- in the styles of Metal, Disco, Grunge, Folk, Opera, Techno] [Sudden silence] [Pre-Chorus] Someone had to sing it So bring it! [Chorus] We’ve all got a tune deep inside us We’ve all got expressions that we want to sing Some will make us want to keep on listening Some won’t even make it past spring Past spring [Final Chorus] We’ve all got a tune deep inside us We’ve all got expressions that we want to sing Some will make us want to keep on listening Some won’t even make it past spring Past spring I’ve always had talent It’s all on show Don’t be gullible The skill is all SUNO Sue No Oh No Sue No
