REKT’d TILL DAWN [Intro] [Thunder, bells, wolf howl] RICK! RICK! RICK! Midnight passed The moon stayed high Nobody noticed The sun forgot to rise Lord KEK looked outside Monsters everywhere Looked at Rick… “You started this.” Rick shrugged “…probably.” [Verse 1] Graveyard packed Every monster on-chain Dead bags crawling Through the streets again Ghost in the wallet Zombies at the gate Skeleton screaming “BRO, WE'RE STILL EARLY! WAIT!” Were-Degen Rick Howling at the moon Black REKT’d beanie “WE'RE GOING TO THE MOON!” KEK yelled “TAKE SOME PROFIT THIS TIME!” Rick yelled “CAN'T HEAR YOU! I'M WATCHING THE LINE!” Green candle Green candle Green candle RED! Whole damn graveyard Suddenly went dead Rick whispered… “…buy the dip?” [Everyone] “BUY THE DIP!” [Chorus] WE'RE GETTING REKT’d TILL DAWN! TILL THE LAST GREEN CANDLE'S GONE! Ghosts and degens Sing along WE'RE GETTING REKT’d TILL DAWN! Wallet screaming Charts going wild Lord KEK hasn't smiled In a FUQn while Raise those bags And carry on! REKT’d TILL DAWN! HEY! HEY! BUY! HEY! HEY! HODL! AWOOOOOOOO! [Verse 2] Then the living bags Came out of the ground “HODL US, RICK!” “NOT AGAIN!” His haunted wallet Started glowing green DING! “CONNECT WALLET?” Rick said “Ooooo…” KEK screamed “DON'T TOUCH THAT SCREEN!” A ghost whispered “Free mint…” Rick leaned in KEK grabbed his wrist “WE'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS SHIT!” Link jumped up Knocked the phone to the floor Zelda hit CANCEL With one little paw Rick stared at the cats “…they're smarter than me.” KEK nodded “Finally. Something we agree on.” [Chorus] WE'RE GETTING REKT’d TILL DAWN! TILL THE LAST GREEN CANDLE'S GONE! Ghosts and degens Sing along WE'RE GETTING REKT’d TILL DAWN! Wallet screaming Charts going wild Lord KEK hasn't smiled In a FUQn while Raise those bags And carry on! REKT’d TILL DAWN! [Monster Dance Break] [Surf guitar, spooky organ, theremin] HODL! HODL! BUY! BUY! HODL! BUY! HODL! BUY! Rick yelled “MAKE UP YOUR FUQn MINDS!” [Verse 3] Four in the morning Things getting weird Dracula trading With blood in his beard Frankenstein leveraged One hundred X A mummy on Ethereum Got completely Wrecked Skeleton dancing With bags in his hands Witch at the cauldron Cooking new scams Ghost yelled “PRESALE!” Everybody ran Lord KEK pulled the plug On the whole damn LAN [Power shuts down] “KEK!” “No internet.” “TURN IT BACK ON!” “No.” “THE MARKET NEEDS ME!” “The market doesn't know you exist.” “…that was FUQn rude.” [Bridge] Then beyond the trees Orange cut through the night Moon turned pale At the morning light Zombie bags crawled Back into their graves Ghosts disappeared From the blockchain waves No claws No fangs No glowing eyes Just Rick in ripped jeans Watching sunrise Rick looked at KEK “We survived.” “Barely.” “Did we learn anything?” “I did.” “What?” “Never spend Halloween With you again.” [Final Chorus] WE GOT REKT’d TILL DAWN! BUT WE'RE STILL FUQn HOLDING ON! Every bag Every scar Every stupid thing we bought WE GOT REKT’d TILL DAWN! From the graveyard to the chain Got Wrecked Got up Got Wrecked again! If you're still here When the morning comes RAISE YOUR HANDS! YOU'RE ONE OF US! REKT’d! REKT’d! REKT’d TILL DAWN! AWOOOOOOOO! [Breakdown] WHO SURVIVED THE RAVE?! WE DID! WHO SURVIVED THE BAGS?! WE DID! WHO SURVIVED THE WALLET?! WE DID! WHO SURVIVED THE MOON?! WE DID! WHO GOT WRECKED?! WE DID! WHO CAME BACK?! WE DID! WHO'S BUYING AGAIN?! [Silence] Everyone looks at Rick “…what?” KEK whispers “Don't.” [Outro] Rick looked down Phone in his hand Brand-new token Brand-new plan Liquidity locked Website clean Community screaming “NEXT BIG THING!” Rick looked at Link Link walked away Looked at Zelda She did the same Looked at KEK KEK shook his head Rick stared at BUY… “You know what?” “What?” “I think I finally learned.” [Soft music] Rick puts down the phone Walks toward the sunrise DING! Rick freezes “…twenty X?” “RICK.” “FUQ IT!” [BUY] DING! [Graves explode open] REKT’d TILL DAWN! REKT’d TILL DAWN! YOU CAN BURY THE BAG BUT THE DEGEN LIVES ON! WE'LL GET WRECKED TONIGHT AND BUY TOMORROW AGAIN! [Thunder] [Maniacal laughter] “HAPPY HALLOWEEN, DEGENS!” KEK sighs… “I'm going home.” [Door slams] THE END.
