[ (C) 2026 Joseph M Lenard media SEND US FEEDBACK (via CTP Show): https://www.buzzsprout.com/2210487/fan_mail/new - https://tinyurl.com/SubscribeToCTP - CTP Audios: https://tinyurl.com/CTPonBuzzsprout - CTP Videos: https://tinyurl.com/CTPonBITCHUTE - https://tinyurl.com/CTPgear - https://tinyurl.com/JLenardDetroitGear - AI images/videos/audio CTP uses: https://tinyurl.com/GalaxyMagicaAI - https://tinyurl.com/BookPromotionViaFiverr ] [intro] I Thot I Taw a Putty Tat - no not a cartoon show, but the tattoo of a kitty cat loose in a zoo. The Cat, loose, not the tatt wearer, trust me, I am as confused as you. Somebody wake me I must be dreaming, is this real life, cuz I hear myself screaming. [Verse 1] I Thot I Taw a Putty Tat by the lion cage Not a cartoon on the TV just a freak-out page It was loose in a zoo on a Tuesday noon The Cat, loose, not the tatt wearer had me howling at the moon Somebody point me home 'cause my brain won't land I swear I saw that little face cross the monkey stand [Pre-Chorus] Trust me, I am as confused as you My jaw hit the floor I looked again, then I looked again and I wanted one more [Chorus] I Thot I Taw a Putty Tat putty tat, putty tat Loose in the zoo, and that was that putty tat, putty tat Somebody wake me somebody shake me Is this real life? 'Cause I can't fake it [Verse 2] There was fur in the path and a wink in the grass A zookeeper froze mid-step like, "What is that?" I laughed, then I panicked then I laughed again 'Cause that tiny striped menace had the whole place in a spin Not the tatt wearer trust me, don't get it twisted Just a cat with a getaway plan and a crowd all cataclysmic [Pre-Chorus] Trust me, I am as confused as you My pulse ran wild I heard myself screaming loud like a runaway child [Chorus] I Thot I Taw a Putty Tat putty tat, putty tat Loose in the zoo, and that was that putty tat, putty tat Somebody wake me somebody shake me Is this real life? 'Cause I can't fake it [Bridge] Maybe I slept too hard Maybe the day went weird Maybe a cat in the lion yard is exactly what appeared But if I see that grin again I won't act so brave I'll point at the fence and say "Ma'am, that one can misbehave" [Chorus] I Thot I Taw a Putty Tat putty tat, putty tat Loose in the zoo, and that was that putty tat, putty tat Somebody wake me somebody shake me Is this real life? 'Cause I can't fake it I Thot I Taw a Putty Tat putty tat, putty tat Loose in the zoo, and that was that putty tat, putty tat [ Luner Tuner :P LOL - 45 Single version]
