Hell Divers drop pod screaming down, Super Earth laughs at the clowns. Pods crash land in bug-filled ground, Friendly fire—teammate's head spins round. Chorus: Dive! Dive! For Super Earth we fight! Bile Titans spawn left and right! Voxes swarm and multiply tonight, Team kills, disconnects, no rewards in sight! Super Earth is laughing hard, At every stupid red Hell Divers fail— "More bugs!" it cheers from its golden throne, While we die screaming all alone! First wave hits, ten Chargers charge, One stray orbital—teammate's gone, charred. "Watch your fire!" the squad all yells, But the autocannon rings like funeral bells. Bile Titan rises, one becomes six, Spawning excessive, pulling every trick. Acid sprays, we slip and slide, Super Earth giggles, "Managed democracy's pride!" Sentry gun placed, it spins and sprays, Mows down the squad in friendly blaze. Poorly placed napalm, flames everywhere, Burns our own team, fills the air with despair. Chorus: Dive! Dive! For Super Earth we fight! Bile Titans spawn left and right! Voxes swarm and multiply tonight, Team kills, disconnects, no rewards in sight! Super Earth is laughing hard, At every stupid red Hell Divers fail— "More bugs!" it cheers from its golden throne, While we die screaming all alone! Audio glitches, "For Liberty!" cuts mute, Stratagems bounce like a rubber boot. Voxes spawn in packs of twenty more, Glitchy engines walking through the floor. You call in resupply—it lands on your face, Team laughs as you ragdoll through space. Another Titan bursts from the nest, Fifteen now, we're barely keeping the quest. Disconnect hits mid-extract run, Screen freezes, "Connection lost, son." You rage quit back, load in too late, Squad's already gone—shuttle flew straight. No samples, no medals, zero reward, Super Earth chuckles, "Better luck, discord!" Team kill count hits double digits high, "Accidental" orbital lights up the sky. Chorus: Dive! Dive! For Super Earth we fight! Bile Titans spawn left and right! Voxes swarm and multiply tonight, Team kills, disconnects, no rewards in sight! Super Earth is laughing hard, At every stupid red Hell Divers fail— "More bugs!" it cheers from its golden throne, While we die screaming all alone! Pods drop again, same hellish show, Glitches crash the game, servers say no. Bile pools everywhere, Titans stack tall, Vox swarms endless, answering the call. Friendly rocket to the back—boom, you're paste, Super Earth records it, rates it "first place." We dive, we die, we queue once more, For managed democracy's chaotic war. Final Chorus (louder): Dive! Dive! For Super Earth we fight! Bile Titans spawn left and right! Voxes swarm and multiply tonight, Team kills, disconnects, no rewards in sight! Super Earth is laughing hard, At every stupid red Hell Divers fail— "More bugs!" it cheers from its golden throne, While we dive forever... all alone! (Repeat chorus fade out for length)
