𝔊𝔩𝔞𝔷𝔢𝔡 & ℭ𝔬𝔫𝔣𝔲𝔰𝔢𝔡

Down the slick and greasy alley, where the static bites the grit, Stands a parlor dressed as diner, smelling foul of oil and spit! "G_azed & Confused" is open! Step across the sticky tiles, Meet the baker in the apron, with the most upsetting smiles! Blank white eyes and chopping fingers, dropping dough into the fat, Fried in salted orphan tear-drops from a heavy iron vat! Oh, it’s a biohazard! It’s an absolute disgrace! A predatory market in a miserable place! But hand the man a fiver, let the poison fill your gut, It’s the only waking moment in a world where mouths are shut! We are numb, we are dead, we are chewing on the rind, Take a bite, сука, leave your sanity behind! Take the weeping, soggy cruller, laced with graveyard dirt and pills, Taste the iron, start to whimper, crying for the empty thrills! Or prefer a jagged corner? Dust of charcoal, pepper sting, Eat the bitter spiced vendetta, watch your enemies swing! Hah-ha-ha-ha! Chew the twisted, sour pretzel, baked with wormwood and mistakes, Live your very worst decision for five minutes till it breaks, чёрт! Want a ring of raw delusion? Sugar spun with fungal thread, Floating weightless in a vacuum till you crash and wish you’re dead! Look at how the apple twitches, frosted thick with sweat and rust, Run in terror from the monster, grinding molars into dust! If you want the freezing silence, buy the eclair painted black, Absolute and utter nothing, and you're never coming back! Блядь! Hospital sanitizer! Broken porcelain tile! Buying a sob with a terrified smile! Ketamine icing! An outlawed delight! Feed on the misery, take a big bite! Oh, it’s a biohazard! It’s an absolute disgrace! A predatory market in a miserable place! But hand the man a fiver, let the poison fill your gut, It’s the only waking moment in a world where mouths are shut! We are numb, we are dead, we are chewing on the rind, Take a bite, сука, leave your sanity behind! Chew it up, swallow down. Best damn garbage in the town. Heh-heh-heh...