[intro] [Verse 1] Have you ever played hooky from school or your work? Stolen something small, or missed a flight with a smirk? Never have I ever drunk-dialed my ex, Or tried to ride a motorcycle, failing the test. Have you ever got lost in a land far away? Bribed a gatekeeper, skinny-dipped in the bay? Never have I ever cheated, or sang with a broken bone, Lived on a yacht, or moved out on my own. Were you seen on TV with a terrible blind date? Did you lie to the cops just to challenge your fate? Using fake IDs when you got a tattoo, Just a couple of things that we used to do. [Pre-Chorus] Yeah, I broke up with someone when seriously hungover, Used their toothbrush, clogged their toilet, then the game was over. Fell asleep in public, was it fighting or kissing? We dined and we dashed, though there was nothing missing. Yeah, we won the lottery, but we went to court, Just a typical day of a dangerous sport. [Chorus] Never have I ever been to a destination wedding, Crashing it, pranking them, avoiding where you're heading! Lying to the boss, kissing two in a day, A quick one-night stand, throw the regrets away! Regifting a gift, trolling folks on the web, Climbing out your window when the night's at its ebb. Driving over curbs, laughing hard, peeing pants, Sending me a sext on a bus by some chance! [Verse 2] Take a wrong bus, curse in church with a grin, Trying marijuana, snooping deep within. Take a walk of shame, go a day with no shower, Solo vacations, on a road trip hour after hour. Eat a whole pizza, save a life, start a fire, Sign up for reality TV if that's your desire. Stopped by airport security, going viral online, Leaving your gum on a seat looks fine. Sleeping outdoors, running long marathons, Giving lap dances till the break of the dawn. Making big speeches to a crowd of a hundred, Relieving yourself in the pool while they wondered. [Pre-Chorus] Lied to my best friend about who I was with, Went to a Disney park, made love in a myth. Breaking up over text, falling fast asleep during sex, Lying 'bout your age, writing out your regrets. Making up a story 'bout a guy who isn’t real, Is it Jesus or a ghost? Tell me how you feel. [Chorus] Never have I ever participated in a protest, Or believed it was haunted when put to the test! Don't get sleep paralysis when you are undaunted, Being the alibi for a friend who is wanted. Role-playing apologies we'll regret later on, Pretending to be sick until the fever is gone. Just for attention, though I hated my cooking, Deleting social posts when nobody was looking. [Bridge] Wearing someone else's underwear, traveling the globe, Throwing a drink at a strip club in a robe. Handing out hundred-dollar tips on a whim, Blaming a trendy diet, keeping it slim. Trying psychedelics, bingeing shows in a day, Streaking down the street when a star walks your way. Joining a sports team, maxing out the card, Blackout drunk, getting married in the yard. [Guitar Solo] [Chorus] Never have I ever been engaged or married, Or donated to charity while my mind was varied! Pretending to be sick just to get out of the door, Standing up a date, ghosting them at the shore! Have you fallen in love? Well, they say life is short, So get out there and live, make this game your resort! [Outro] Never have I ever given advice in a song, Even if some of it was terribly wrong. Yeah, life is short, so put your hands down my friend, We've played the whole game and we made it to the end.
