* Intro (0:00-0:20)
Staff of green, the lies entwine,
Debbie’s spell, the knights divine… * Verse 1 (0:20-0:40)
In the garden where the reefer grows,
Staff stands tall in a neon glow,
Debbie sways with a siren’s call,
Vines obey, the knights will fall… * Prechorus (0:40-0:50)
Vines seduce, the funk resists,
Dark twin whispers, the staff persists… * Verse 2 (0:50-1:10)
Knights get high on the pollen haze,
She whispers lies in a purple maze,
Staff in hand, her power swells,
Thamalot rings the warning bells… * Prechorus (1:10-1:20)
Vines seduce, the funk resists,
Dark twin whispers, the staff persists… * Chorus 1 (1:20-1:40)
Weed staff seduction, lies take root,
Debbie’s charm, the absolute,
Thamalot’s knights, the pursuit,
Break the spell, the truth! * Chorus 2 (1:40-2:00)
Weed staff seduction, haze descends,
Funky knights, the fight transcends,
Dark twin calls, the story bends,
Thamalot’s soul defends! * Chorus 3 (2:00-2:20)
Weed staff seduction, the war ignites,
Funky fury, the staff bites,
Debbie’s lies, the knights unite,
Thamalot’s light, ignite! * Guitar Solo (2:20-2:50) – Vine-wah psychedelic bends, pollen burst * Verse 3 (2:50-3:10)
Captain Scrumpy smells the deceit,
Fork-Boy’s fire burns the weed,
“Knights, snap out! She’s got the staff!”
The chase begins with a rebel laugh… * Prechorus (3:10-3:20)
Vines seduce, the funk resists,
Dark twin whispers, the staff persists… * Chorus 4 (Final) (3:20-3:40)
Weed staff seduction, the spell will break,
Funky knights, no more mistake,
Debbie’s lies, the earth will shake,
Thamalot awake! * Outro (3:40-4:05)
Staff in hand, the chase is on,
Refinery war till dawn… (Fades with vine snap)