Verse 1 Maggot mating, bloody hell, rotting apple, fucking smell Woodlouse wanker, dirty slag, shagging on a Tesco bag Earwig army, getting pissed, praying mantis, off her tits Biting heads off, brutal fuck, out of time and out of luck Chorus We're just bugs on the fucking ground Shagging blind while we're crawling 'round Every day is the fucking same If I die tomorrow, it's a bloody shame Verse 2 Centipede with fifty legs, laying dirty little eggs Spider sinking pints of stout, drinking 'til he passes out Hornet bastard, angry prick, sting a geezer on the dick Dung beetle, rolling shit, ain't never gonna fucking quit Chorus We're just bugs on the fucking ground Shagging blind while we're crawling 'round Nobody even knows my name, If I die tomorrow, it's a bloody shame Bridge (Drop the tempo heavy, half-time, stomping beat) Glass of cheap whiskey in the alley out back, Downing every drop 'til the world fades to black. Crawling through the rubbish and the filthy fucking junk, Pour another double, we're getting fucking drunk! Verse 3 Moth to the flame, getting burned, lesson never fucking learned Grasshopper, jumping high, magpie swoops and now you die Termite chewing through the wood, he's never had it fucking good Pissed up worm, a bloody mess, bug life is a fucking stress Chorus We're just bugs on the fucking ground Shagging blind while we're crawling 'round Who cares if we cease to exist, Fuck it all, let's just get fucking pissed!
