[Verse 1] Walking on the trail, deep in the woods, Feeling the wind, smelling the grass, Picking mushrooms, some for fun some for foods, when suddenly, what is that smell? Unwashed ass? [Verse 2] Hey man, look around don't you see the signs? See that arched tree there, and that giant X? That teepee of trees, weaved through with vines? This is where the 'squach comes for some sex! [Chorus] [Lead Talker] We getting down with the bigfoots tonight! [Band/Backup Singers] [HEY!] [Lead Talker] They know how to get down right! [Band/Backup Singers] [HO!] [Lead Talker] Seeing them dancing is quite the sight! [Band/Backup Singers] [HEY!] [Lead Talker] Then they screamed with all their might! [Band/Backup Singers] [PRIMAL SCREAM!] [Verse 3] Suddenly all around us, we saw them there, Looking at us, with a bit of curiosity, Dumbfounded, we returned their stare, Oh, my what was our fate to be? [Verse 4] Then from the deepest part of the wood, a sound so good, you just had to move, [bass solo kicks in, with the bass setting a funkadelic mood] A bass line, and suddenly we were in the mood, to get down to that sasquatch groove! [Chorus] [Lead Talker] We getting down with the bigfoots tonight! [Band/Backup Singers] [HEY!] [Lead Talker] They know how to get down right! [Band/Backup Singers] [HO!] [Lead Talker] Seeing them dancing is quite the sight! [Band/Backup Singers] [HEY!] [Lead Talker] Then they screamed with all their might! [Band/Backup Singers] [PRIMAL SCREAM!] [Bridge / Breakdown - The Boss Squatch Arrives] Wait a minute... wait a minute... hold it now! I think the man himself is comin' out! Y'all give it up for the Boss Squatch on the bass! Let him talk to 'em! [Verse 5] Then out he emerged from the biggest teepee, a gigantic beast, with a coat that had such a sheen, He smiled as he picked on his Fender with glee, and laid down a licking like I've never seen! [Verse 6] Soon we were all getting into his funky jam, boy, that guy could play the bass like John Paul Jones! All of us were grooving, not giving a damn, As their drummer banged the trees with bones! [Chorus] [Lead Talker] We getting down with the bigfoots tonight! [Band/Backup Singers] [HEY!] [Lead Talker] They know how to get down right! [Band/Backup Singers] [HO!] [Lead Talker] Seeing them dancing is quite the sight! [Band/Backup Singers] [HEY!] [Lead Talker] Then they screamed with all their might! [Band/Backup Singers] [PRIMAL SCREAM!] [Verse 7] The groove got stronger as the night went longer, and soon I noticed the crowd had thinned out, The chief said we were not in any kind of danger, But maybe it was time for us to get heading out. [Verse 8] So we hiked on down the trail, Who would believe us about this night, I mean, we have one hell of a tale to tell, we partied with bigfoots till dawns early light! [Outro] [calls out to the backup singers.] [Lead Talker] Yeah... a Sasquatch Jamboree... [Band/Singers] [Sasquatch Jamboree!] [Lead Talker] Quite
