[Verse] There’s Zack and his crew from the Southie side Wicked smaht but they nevah tried They got brains as big as Fenway Paahk But they’re too busy lookin for the baseball they lahst Bein a retahd makes my pants biggah when yah a mongoloid [Chorus] We’re Zack and his Retahds Galore Smaht enough to own the stoah We barely read to settle the scoah Ahh so wicked smaht licking the window for not being a door [Verse 2] Zack could cure all kinds of disease But he’s busy breeze-shootin’ pulls his dick out with ease Collecting strippahs from the maash here we go Laughin' so hahd at a retahd that’s it’s not smaht [Chorus] We’re Zack and his Retahds Galore Smaht like ah the scientists they cannht ignore But life's a messy wicked what fahor We’ll keep our fun in ah pants nevahmind … have you seen mah weinah? [Bridge] Ev'rybody says “Hey kid you're brill-yant!” We drink a sip of Sam and call ahself defiant Cause who needs lab coats and suits When ya biggest prahblem with ahht is you need room for moah? [Chorus] We’re Zack and his Retahds Galore Savin’ our genius behind closed X Space doors Yah stohps when yah admit it once more Zack what makes yah a such wicked hoar Where legends are made yah no doubt yah basement should be searched like a basement in Cleveland And BROCKTAHN! WOOSTAH! LESTAH! YA SISTAH IS A HOAR We ahhhhh … RETAHDS GALHOR
