Pretty Boy Problems

© 2025 @kinkypanda™ | All Rights Reserved. “Baaaabe… are you straightening your lashes again?” “That mirror’s gonna file for divorce…” [Verse 1] You take longer in the bathroom than I do Thirty minutes just to shape that ‘do Moisturizer, toner, seven serums deep Mirror’s cryin’ — “boy, let me sleep!” Your skinny jeans need CPR You spritz your thighs before you hit the car Hair so high it scrapes the moon Tell me, babe, are you dating me or your perfume? [Chorus] Pretty boy problems you’re a walking salon More skin cream than L’Oréal’s got on Pretty boy problems mirror obsessed You pout more than me and your shirt’s always pressed Ohhh… you got that glittery strut But babe, my lipstick ain’t the only thing that’s nuts [Verse 2] You steal my shampoo and my shimmer spray You said, “baby, this bronzer slays” Highlighter, contour full face beat I swear you just broke my blush with your heat You wax your brows and flat iron too Even my hair’s jealous of you Boy’s so fine he fogs the glass But I need a man not someone who borrows my sass! [Chorus] Pretty boy problems posing in the chrome You take mirror selfies like it’s your throne Pretty boy problems high heel ego You strut like a diva, slow-mo in B-roll Ooooh… got your glam routine tight But I miss the days when you’d just say goodnight [Bridge] “You used my silk robe, my razor, my gloss… If you touch my mascara again, I swear we’re done.” ] G-I-R-L… is it me or just yourself you wanna smell?! [Final Chorus] Pretty boy problems my bathroom queen You take more selfies than I’ve ever seen Pretty boy problems yeah, you’re haute couture But I’m startin’ to wonder if you’re into me… or your mirror You shine bright, babe, that’s no lie… But I need a man not a beauty supply! [Outro] "If I wanted a boyfriend with better skin than me… …I’d just date a magazine."