I to the A An MMORPG? Let's see Light the RGB And turn on the screen Y'all better believe it's the OLED 160+ on the MHZ Cordless sound that's full on BT Storage galore got all the GBs So many that they turned into TBs OK Start with an OC An MC TBD Got the newest PC Is it HTTP An APP Or the wee lil Wii? Got the DLC With more NPCs All the extra XP from all those boss defeats On a full HD And an SSD Backup USB Audio 3D I'm AFK when it's during the week But like BRB I get back on the beat And the BPM is not at all weak Back up beep beep beep on the HDD Man the POV makes it look easy I'm in DND. Don't distract me! Get the CRT for ol’ DMC The best one is three almost beat DMD My character’s me, just load up the scene He's a VIP, like GOAT, Or like TBE, like my sleek TV Strength like DBZ, timeless like CDs Spawned in the sky, but smoothly I land Take a look at this place, it could use a hand Walked in a village, people just couldn't stand “Who are you? Mixture of Sub Zero, Vergil, and Sans?” I stared for a second and didn't even blink They looked me up but couldn't find me I tried to talk, but they didn't want to speak If I start looking sus I'm just missing the Je- Look around for the time, what day of the week Is today specifically? That's what I seek. Stepped on a rock and it made a lil squeak Umm what? Wait– What? Moving on! This is unlike any game I've ever played Then someone, a person, asked for my name I told em the truth, yes, with no shame Hi there fella, the name's IDALTA “That's a weird name” I got it, okay? So what's the plot? The sinister twist? No one knows? Not even the gist? Well it's time to find out, wait, why is there mist? “It happens from time to time.” You sure it’s not a glitch? How long have you played actually? I want to know. “Low-key I started, like, last Sunday bro” Well this guy is going to be no help. I left. Welp. What's next? Then suddenly, out of nowhere the FPS crashed I could barely see the dark figure moving past Once the game resumed normal stats He was gone. Well, you're not the only one who's fast! I was running in a forest and a tree said “Grave” All the plants flickered blue, then looked just the same I tried to log out, but someone took the button away Everything seemed normal, except for the leaves in freeze-frame If I can't log out then I might as well save But the second I did the screen wrote “Rave” Monsters appeared, it's nothing I can't handle. But then new ones came, with a bunch of candles Aye! Aye! Aye! Aye! The one in the back had an XP that said “null” Crap. Well this'll be a fun story to tell. I didn't fight yet because I needed some items. I wanted to finish quests before the bosses then I'll fight em I spawned to a city, but it took me somewhere random My path left water and fire there in tandem Some weird music played, like a Latin anthem Then the screen glitched red and said “Run from the phantom” So as one does I turned around. I look at mister bright eyed “Null” no sound Right then and there he fell apart I didn't need this tonight But then I spawned at the start! No, dang it. I lost everything. I checked my inventory, yep, it's empty. But one item appeared, I hadn't seen it before. If it is what I think it is, I won't need any more! It’s aura was blue, could it be true? I don't know who put it here, but I think I love you! With this powerful weapon, I'll be fighting with bravado! Now with my new friend, the katana Yamato! Man, this is going to rock hard! Someone cue the montage! I didn't just warp here, I earned it When you're finally ready I'll tell you once: learn it When I walk in a room people see me stand smirkin’ All my stats are chef's kiss, perfect If you're in my list I leave you're town burnin’ Walk into another and I see their heads turnin’ No need for transactions, I'd rather not purchase I'd rather start working, climb up there and earn it On the map, I'm headed east With a plan? Not in the least I'm improv man, let me deal with the heat In the moment with my opponent he don't know that I'm a beast Yeah, yeah Hey, where'd null go? I turned the difficulty Hard Next time we meet you'd better not fall apart Wait, the sky, there's an eclipse I grip Yamato– blip. That's it. Okay, fine, I didn't need it anyway! My fists were stronger than that little child's play! I heard his voice, his laugh, but he was nowhere to be seen He said “All this time I was playing you, not you playing me.” Enough with your chatter, I'll make this easy You show yourself to me, On the count of three One… Three! There he stood, all red eyed and creepy I said in one breath: “Beat me” He didn't do a thing, and neither did I But after just a few seconds I heard him sigh He attacked and he hit, my HP went down one Ha, what a joke! Are ya done? I hit him back, with my stats on stun He went down a crucial 91 “You're on your last leg, better do something. Fast” But he just stood there, living in the past. I struck him down, as he disappeared, I laughed. Consider that nightmare of a glitch patched. Hahahahahahaha! My feet now hit the ground Looking for the lovely sound Of people in the towns Somewhere where the story’s found I met a guy, his name was Steve You aren't creative much, are you Steve? Did you just glitch here from inside Minecraft? Well I'll tell you that I found a little mine shaft “Really?! Where?” Woah calm down brother It's only past Vesley, south, down under Well he's gone, good luck and plunder He's going nowhere. But he's so full of wonder! This place is marvelous, looking like AAA I guess I should find a place that I could sleep and stay Found a hotel and the price is decent pay Inflated though, but that doesn't matter anyway Looked out my window and I heard some gunshots Mafia again, man, and a dead boss I knew something here felt off Now who's the current head? Name em and his head’s off Well, before I go I'll make a pit stop Walking to a store a saw a couple people hit it off “Don't fall in love online here, that's for Tik Tok!” They ignored me, well, it was a quick shot Back to mafia, I see the big boss Watching a couple people fight like a kickbox What are they listening to? They call this hip-hop? I won't judge but I'll still say that it's just a bit rot I stood up to him watch my height go tip top He was really wearing sandals not the only thing that'll flip flop All his goons on the ground you can hear they're backs click pop I can seal you off like ziplock I can seal you off like ziplock No more time for you don't check your wristwatch I'm just joking, now go to jail make that lil walk Well that was an extremely boring side quest. Only 600XP man, now what's next? Where's the main issue, who's the final test? “Don't ask that question, don't even jest” Who are you? Tell me. “My name's Orcah_8-23.” Okay, now what do you mean? “You don't want to mess with the king.” He pointed at the sky and I saw it then clearly I never looked up this whole time, could you believe me?! But there he was, I saw him grinning The one and only person who I knew would try to trick me Aww come on buddy! We've had some good ol’ days together! We can go back to plushies if that makes you feel any better And I know you stole the log out button, I know you like to pester No matter, I'll just play your game Jester. Why? Because I earned it. [The chorus just repeats again but I don't have enough space to put it here.]
