[Intro] [Spoken] Alright, let's go! Time to feel the burn! Yeah! One... two... three... four! OW! MY KNEE! [Verse 1] I clear the carpet in the living room Gonna chase away the gloom My motivation is so strong I swear that nothing can go wrong I pull on my spandex leotard It's fitting really, really hard I try a squat, I give a dip And the whole back starts to rip! OH NO! [Chorus] Oh, I'm just tryin' to be cool But I look like a fool I'm jumpin' to the beat But I keep fallin' off my feet It's just not working out (Not working out!) It's just not working out (Not working out!) [Verse 2] I put the video in the machine The lady on the screen is so lean She says "Lift your legs up high!" I poke myself right in the eye I decided to go running in the park Trying to make my fitness mark A small dog started to bark And I tripped over it in the dark [Chorus] Oh, I'm just tryin' to be cool But I look like a fool I'm jumpin' to the beat But I keep fallin' off my feet It's just not working out (Not working out!) It's just not working out (Not working out!) [Bridge] They make it look so easy... But I’m feeling kinda queasy... I try to do one sit-up... But I just can't get back up... Maybe this whole "fit" thing is a lie [Guitar Solo] [Spoken] Go! Go! Go! OUCH! [Chorus] Oh, I'm just tryin' to be cool But I look like a fool I'm jumpin' to the beat But I keep fallin' off my feet It's just not working out (Not working out!) It's just not working out (Not working out!) [Outro] [Music starts to fade] [Spoken] I'm done. I think I’m just gonna order a pizza. Yeah, that sounds way better. [Music stops] [Spoken] OUCH!