CJ moves like shadows Feet lighter than the breeze You’ll turn around and see him Just standing there like “sup?” with ease No footsteps, no warning Just boop—he’s at your side I swear this dude was trained By some ancient ninja tribe Chorus CJ is a sneaky ninja Master of the silent creep Shows up out of nowhere Like he never learned to beep He’s a friendly little phantom A stealthy goofy friend CJ is a sneaky ninja He’ll scare you and then grin Verse 2 He slides behind the doorway He blends into the hall One second he’s not there Next minute he’s two feet tall He’s not doing it on purpose He’s just built with stealth mode on I swear he could win hide-n-seek From dusk ‘til early dawn Chorus CJ is a sneaky ninja Silent like a spy raccoon He appears without announcement Like a ghost that hums a tune But he’s harmless and he’s friendly He means well every time CJ is a sneaky ninja And we love his sneaky vibe Bridge One day we’ll put a bell on him But he’ll probably take it off Dude could escape from anything Even bubble wrap and cotton cloth So now we just accept it We live with the stealthy art If CJ pops up behind you Don’t scream — just say “nice start” Final Chorus CJ is a sneaky ninja We say it with pure pride No one else could move like that With so much joy inside So here’s to our silent shadow Our tiny stealthy friend CJ is a sneaky ninja From beginning to the end
