© 2025 Irrelin. All rights reserved https://suno.com/@irrelin “Chapter One… the prince, the nerd, and the lady with eyes like knives.” He’s got his hair slicked back, shoes that shine, talks like a headline, rehearsed every line. “Ooo-wah?” — “Too smooth, too smooth!” “Ooo-wah?” — “Too flat, too flat!” Crowd leans in, thinking he’s the show, but the lady just yawns… she already knows. “Ooo-wah — what a dud, what a dud! (doo-wah, doo-wah)” She lights her smoke with a smile half-wild, measures the room in a second of style. “Desire… fire… desire… desire…” “Desire… fire… desire… fire…” She did the math — it don’t lie, All ribbon, no prize inside. She did the math — crowd missed the sign, but she’s already crossed that line. “Shoo-doo, shoo-doo… smart girl, smart girl… doo-wah, doo-wah!” “She’s countin’, she’s countin’… (yeah yeah!) You can’t hide, can’t hide… (oh no!)” “Chapter Two… the nerd with clues they never knew.” He drops his pen, stumbles on his sleeve, mumbles a joke no one believes. “Big shoes!” — “Long nose!” “Ooo-wah!” — “Who knows, who knows?” They laugh at his walk, they laugh at his tone, but she marks the clues they’ve all outgrown. Hands too broad for a pocket to hide, stride too wide for a narrow disguise. She adds it up with a knowing glance, X marks the spark of a secret chance. “Shoo-bop, shoo-bop… oh yes, oh yes… she knows, she knows!” She did the math — it adds up fine, Not the prince but the nerd this time. She did the math — crowd shakes their heads, but she’s already left with him instead. “Shoo-bop! POW! BAM! Ooo-wah, romance! Shoo-bop! POW! BAM! Ooo-wah, romance!” “Chapter Three… the mirror cracks, the crowd reacts.” The prince’s crown cracks, his mirror goes black, The crowd’s still laughing but she won’t look back. Her kiss hits hard — a sucker-punch show, the nerd takes the prize in the final glow. “Dud-dud, dud-dud! Shoo-bop, shoo-bop! Ooo-wah, ooo-wah — oh wow, oh wow!” She did the math — it’s plain to see, The joke’s on the crowd, not on geek-to-be. She did the math — she solved the code, and she chose the one with the hidden load. “Shoo-bop! POW! BAM! Ooo-wah, romance! Shoo-bop! POW! BAM! Ooo-wah, romance!” “The End? …Or Chapter Four, who knows?” “Shoo-bop! Bam! Ooo-wah… she knows, she knows… "
