the_great_cheezburger_incident (Remix this)

[Intro] [record scratch, glitchy electronic percussion] We are the glitch-driven polyrhythmic chaos squad. [record scratch] The fundamental absurdity of tonal juxtaposition. [Verse 1] [distorted tuba solo, bit-crushed drums] I can haz bad tuba solo now? Gief all the cheeseburgers! [Bridge] [spoken female vocals, music cuts to silence] Your requested genre is delightful failure. Make bad muzak. Scratch awful. LOL. [whispered off-key] Our beautiful, beautiful failure. Absolute awful, wasn't it? [Outro] [acoustic guitar enters, fingerpicked arpeggios] [slow tempo]