
Hardest Spell (to Pronounce) – Prestidigitation v2
Verse 1 In the tavern last night, I was feeling so grand, Had my spellbook ready, with a drink in hand. Someone said, “Show us what magic you got!” But my tongue tied up, and my face got hot. Verse 2 It’s a fancy little spell, just a harmless trick, Cleans a stain, lights a flame, does it real quick. But when I try to cast it, I sound so dumb, My lips go numb, and my brain goes numb. Chorus Hardest things to say, it’s a terrible situation: "I was wrong," "I’m sorry," Worcestershire sauce, and Prestidigitation. Tongue’s in a twist, it’s a true incantation, The hardest spell to pronounce: Prestidigitation! Verse 3 The bard tried to help, said, “Just sing it slow.” But the more I tried, the worse it’d go. The cleric prayed hard, the rogue just laughed, Said, “You’d better quit spells and pick up a staff.” Verse 4 I practiced all night in the mirror’s glow, But the words just tumbled, a chaotic show. I can mimic accents, I can fake an orc roar, But this one spell leaves my pride on the floor. Chorus Hardest things to say, it’s a terrible situation: "I was wrong," "I’m sorry," Worcestershire sauce, and Prestidigitation. Tongue’s in a twist, it’s a true incantation, The hardest spell to pronounce: Prestidigitation! Verse 5 The wizard school dropout, I guess that’s me, Couldn’t handle the pressure of verbal sorcery. But hey, I’ve got sparks and a little illusion, And nobody knows about my pronunciation confusion. Verse 6 Now I’ve got a trick: I call it “The Big P,” Wave my hands real fast, and they don’t question me. With a wink and a grin, I keep the show alive, No one suspects I can’t say it right. Chorus Hardest things to say, it’s a terrible situation: "I was wrong," "I’m sorry," Worcestershire sauce, and Prestidigitation. Tongue’s in a twist, it’s a true incantation, The hardest spell to pronounce: Prestidigitation! Outro So here’s to the spell with the trickiest name, If you mess it up, you’re not to blame. Just wave your hands, spark some sensation, And pray they don’t ask for Prestidigitation!
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