[Intro] [Instrumental, 4 bars] [Verse 1] Claude Devs launched the OSS Scanner Free bug hunts for open source code Seventy-seven critical bugs But the bug reports bounced as malware [Chorus] The fix is in, the fix is in Down in your spam, go look again Free bug reports flagged as threats The fix is in, it's not out yet [Verse 2] OpenAI's models now write COBOL Fortran too, code banks still run on X's new model times how long you stare Active seconds hit an all-time high [Chorus] The fix is in, the fix is in Down in your spam, go look again Free bug reports flagged as threats The fix is in, it's not out yet [Bridge] [Stop] [Spoken Word] Dear maintainer, this is not a virus. It's a patch. Still, curl already shipped a fix [Final Chorus] [Key Change] The fix is in, the fix is in Down in your inbox, go look again Free bug reports flagged as threats The fix is in, it's not out yet The fix is in, curl let it in [Outro] The IT guy still won't click it
